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mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

I just think that girls who’s legs shake when they cum deserve the world

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

ayyy finally got my first heritage post on my feed!

BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL

I logged onto Tumblr and they decided to get rid of regular posts so I was left with only Tumblr live.

Edit: OMG YALL NEED TO CHILL

Problamatic show: Totally Spies!

Discuss.

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

hey guys i love toki pona and i advise everyone on this app to learn it ok thanks bye

How the Geneva Drive (the mechanical step that makes the second hand on a clock work by turning constant rotation into intermittent motion) works.

Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He's Created

Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He's Created

Witka, a robot xenobiologist

sorry i took so long to respond i was too busy going brain dead while i played with my cunt

veggie tales is about WHAT

I think one of the most disparraging moments of being a Brit and recieving memes from the U.S.A, was VeggieTales. Hearing that it was some hilarious childrens' show, seeing it was on netflix, booting it up, and finding out that it's verses from the bible near verbatim, with singing vegetables that preach to you.

I felt like I was in a horror movie, where everybody was laughing and clapping along to a TV full of static. Except, instead of static, there was a Christian Cucumber.

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

i've talked before about how jan soweli can refer to a furry, while soweli jan is closer to a therian. but i want to present other phrases. for example, meli akesi could be a snake woman, or a lizard woman, or a frog girl. tonsi kala would be a fishlike enby, while kala tonsi is obviously the word for blahaj. mije soweli could be a catboy, or a dog man, or mr. beast.

By most definitions of what constitutes "life", God is more like an inanimate object rather than a living being

if ghosts aren't real then explain this