Shoutout To The Maned Wolf, Which Is Technically Neither Wolf Nor Fox But Has Its Own Genus Called Chrysocyon!

Shoutout to the maned wolf, which is technically neither wolf nor fox but has its own genus called Chrysocyon! Why -

why are your legs so long?

I mean, intellectually, I understand that it’s because you live in grasslands and have evolved to be able to see over the grass, but emotionally… why? Are they?? Like that??? Surely there was a way to make your body more cohesive and proportional-looking?

My local movie theater thinks they’re hilarious

Me, watching my mutuals speak other languages, not understanding a single word: fucking superb you funky little bilinguals

trying to find something out so please rb and give your opinion on these cookies specifically in the tags

fibsh :^)

i think it’s important to spread awareness of flawed scientific practices. date your lineage findings, people! this is how mistakes are made