Me Out Here Reading This After Watching The Venom Two Trailer Really Be Like.

Me out here reading this after watching the venom two trailer really be like.

They did it, those crazy sons of bitches did it.

The thing I love most about the Venom movie is that there are only two ways they can start a sequel: either domestic bliss or dysfunctional roommates.

Human hand can’t reach the alarm? Venom got it, smash that alarm to bits. Too sleepy to find slippers? Cheeky little tentacle got you covered boo. Don’t forget to brush your symbiote’s teeth after you’re done brushing your own, and toss little bits of raw meat over your shoulder while cooking for your goo boyfriend to catch in their mouth.

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This is the third time this month Eddie has woken up on some random rooftop in his boxers because Venom got bored and took his body for a joyride. Parasite trying to steal your bacon? Swat that bitch away like a naughty pet. Get your own hand slapped away every time you try to reach for a beer. Eddie said no to McDonald’s so Venom just straight up ate a cat.

No matter which they choose, it’s gonna be gay.

Hi there!

Could I ask for some angst with Bi-han? Like maybe something about a big argument with an angry "I'm done" to his face or just him pissing off his s/o. Or anything you would like! I live for angst with a happy ending. т.т Thanks for considering it!

Ok so "this" is characters talking in Chinese. Becuase there is a moment where Bi-han talks in it.

Update: I forgot to put the header hahah

Bi-han doesn't know what lead up to it, he and his S/o never fought and now looking back it was the last time they really did other then a small bicker here and there. All he knows is that his S/o has left and his head is now in his hands. Tears run down the side of his face before he slams his fist into he table. Ice crackles around him as covers the table and floor. He stands up and wipes his face. Bi-han moves to the window watching the snow fall outside. It's silent, and a blood curdling scream breaks though the Silence.

Bi-han's eyes go wide hearing his lover scream. He runs to the door throwing it open and sprinting out onto the snow covered field.

"Y/N!!"

~ten minutes before~

"Bi-han!, you can't just kill every person who is out here!, some are wanderers trying to get home!, others might need help!" His S/o yells, he looks from the body of a man he had frozen once he entered His Home.

"No one with any good intentions would be out here, even of a day time, it's the reason we live here Y/n, it's secluded and far enough away the anyone who comes here, I'll know have no good intentions." He says throwing the man's body back out into the snow with enough force that it shatters the frozen man's body into manly pieces.

"Your so fucking paranoid Bi!, not everyone is out to get you!" They yell back atm him. He moves up to them grabbing their arms enough to hold them close but not to hurt them. He would never her his lover. It was one thing he promised himself. He would never raise his hand to them and he would fucking make sure he never caused them harm. Even if they fought.

"Being paranoid is the only reason I've lived this long Baby, you don't get to my age without killing those who come after you. And I'll be damned if I lose you. So id rather be paranoid and kill every person who comes here then find you dead!" he says lifting their face to look into his bright blue eyes. He puts both his hands on their cheeks rubbing them with his thumbs.

They look down before they looked up eyes hard as they stare him down. They pull away from his touch and move two steps away. "Ironic huh, don't want me to end up the same as some of the people you kill" the taunt, Bi-han tense as they say that, Eyes going wide. He stands there silently eyes down cast.

"It's what I do Y/n, it's my job. Remember I'm not normal. And you!, are the one who wanted to live here. You chose to come and live with me. You! Chose to love me!" He yells causing them to flich as ice covers one half of the house. His S/o backs up to the door, there fsce portraying all their emotions. "Well I'm starting to think I made a mistake" they say opening the door and walking out.

Bi-han stand frozen to the spot for a second before he bolts to the door. "Y/N! where are you going?!" He calls out as he watches them walk across the snow covered field. "Away from Here! Leave me the fuck alone!" They yell back to him.

Bi-han slams the door as he closes it and sinks down onto the floor. He sits there and cries before standing up and moving to the small table with books on it. He snatches up the table before throwing it across the room into a wall where it breaks. He lets out a roar of a yell as ice engulf the the room. He makes His way over to the small table when he sinks down and cries.

~in the present ~

Bi-han sprints thought the snow heading towards the trees. The scream had gone quite ad he runs towards the direction he heard it. He comes to a halt looking hoping to find some sign of his lover. He can hear movement in the snow and he hears a voice. "Quite your fucking squirming you little fuck" Bi-han eyes go wide as his instincts kick it. His fight or flight refect going into full fight mode as he sprints towards the voice.

He comes to a sliding stop onto behind a tree after he sees two men and a body that he figures as his lover. They are tied up. He is filled with dread once he sees the blood. The temperature drops even move out of hiding. He marches towards the men.

"Who the fuck are you! " one yells. Bi-han makes the ice begin to float as he glares that the two man who stare in absolute fear.

"The harbinger of you're death!" He growls as he unleashes his fury on the two man. The men fall dead almost instantly. Bi-han stands in his spot as it goes quite again. His eyes snap to his S/o who lays on the ground gagged and tied up.

"Y/N!" He yells sprinting over to where they lay. He picks them up seeing blood drip from their head where a small wound is. Y/n whimpers as he pulls the gag off and undoes the rope.

"Baby please, please talk to me" he say pulling them into his arms before he sprints back towards their house.

~ A day later~

Bi-han sits beside his bed where his lover lays wrapped up in blankets. He runs his hand over their forehead.

"How are they doing?" His brothers voice ask from the door. Bi-han shoots up turning to his brother. Kuai raises his hands in a surrender. Bi-han sighs nodding to his brother.

"They have more colour now, I was so worried that they... that..." Kuai moves to place his hand on his brothers shoulder. "They are strong. And if anything they will make it just so they can argue with you more" he chuckles. Kuai places a hand on his brother's S/o's forehead checking their temperature.

"I think they will be fine now. I'll leave you to it and head back, I can be gone to long" Kuai says heading to the door. He turns back to his older brother. "Bi-han look after them, I like this one and I like seeing you happy" he says staring him a small laugh from Bi-han.

"I will Tundra" he says moving to sit on the side of the bed.

~thirty minutes later~

Soft eyes open and Y/n comes too, they are wrapped in blankets as they wake up. The room is quite and they sit up looking around. Their body hurts as they stand up on wobbly legs and make their way out if the room. "Bi-han?" The Kuei Lin assassin turns around quickly to be ment with his lover wrapped in a mass of blankets as they stand in the door way of the kitchen.

"Baby!" Bi-han drops everything he is holding a she rushes to his S/o. His hands are on their face checking them before pulling them into a hug and then a kiss. "Baby I'm so sorry!, I shouldn't have yelled at you" he says softly, they rest their head on his shoulder pulling him closer. "No, no! You were right I should have listened. You were just trying to look after me." They whimper as he lifts them up and takes them back to bed.

"No more fighting?, I don't want you or I to go thought that again" he says while laying his S/o down on the bed. "Promise!, no fighting. Unless it's play fighting" They whisper back holding up their pinky to link with his. He seals the deal.

"Fukc baby the was the most scary thing I've been though this century." He hums earning a laugh from his lover.

"Yea, yea old man!"

Ok but hear me out both Erron and Raiden wearing it and they argue about who had to change. Becuase as soon as I saw this all I could think was "MK11 Raiden would hate it but conquest Raiden with strut it"

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Author’s Note: Trying my hand at writing for my favorite Clone Commander. Wolffe. The poor baby just needs some love for all the hard work he does.

I could make a continuation if anyone is interested. 

All he could see were rows of civilian housing stretching down the long sidewalk. Direct copies of one another, given to all of the GAR’s volunteers who didn’t live close enough for quick recall to the base. Only Wolffe knew what he was looking for amongst the sand-colored houses lining his left and right.

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