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Romanian Miku

Anyone else getting spam on their dash of heavily edited pictures of women with large bazongas using a bunch of random tags containing game/games

the only bad thing about garlic is all the paperwork you have to do before you can even cut it up

look at that

layers and layers of bureaucratic bullshit

everything just really comes down to how I wasn't a person for most of my life. by which I mean I did not consider myself a person. it made such a profound impact on the way I navigated the world & yet standing on the other side of it I could hardly explain it to you

the walking polar bear gif is already one of my favourite gifs so can you imagine the noise I made when I saw this version

I'm on your dash

umm... pleased to bite you?

tiny pogging ferret pictures, for you

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE

Henry doesn't answer the phone.

everyone's doomed by the narrative bitch let's get you some fruit

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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This has no business being this funny lol

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trick or treat

HALLOWEEN IS OVER.

GET OUT.

Customer: GRANDPARENTS FAMILY NAME = BALOZOWNTI

DMV: BALLS OUT

Verdict: DENIED

Customer: IT’S MY CAR IT’S A CTS-V WITH A CORVETTE MOTOR SO IT’S MY LOGO OR BRAND IN A WAY DMV: LIKE BLOW JOB BUT VAGINA JOB Verdict: DENIED