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This is The Envelope! Their aspect is doom, and they’re based off of Cluedo because it is a game revolving around the aftermath of someone’s demise. They each have jujus instead of powers, excluding mister Cadabra himself (who is a former DD, the group’s “Snowman” essentially), and they run a small chain of hotels. They spend an great deal more time figuring out who’s abusing their juju and causing dead Cadabras to show up almost daily, making the death of their own Cadabra ever more likely. And if their Cadabra dies, their timeline is doomed.

how would a Sapient hyper-carnivorous civilization even work, and could they reach space faring on their own? 🥩🍖

i kinda have an idea for a race of uplifted species of carnivores. they were uplifted from an equivalent of the iron age, the Lonith aren't dumb they were just were behind a bottle neck and couldn't quite reach industrialization on their own. the Molvu had just reached the ability of Interplanetary flight, and discovered the near by (think the gap between Earth and Venus) knightly meat-eaters. mild ancient alien shenanigans ensues.. oh, in the Star Alliance, the Lonith are the only non-omnivores within its bureaucracy.

How would my "he who hunts monsters" alternate heresy go?

loyalists: Guilliman, Ferrus Manus, Sanguinius, Mortarion, Dorn, Corax, Magnus, Angron, Khan

Traitors: Horus, Vulkan, Lorgar, Fulgrim, Curze, Perturabo, Leman, and the Arch-traitor Lion 🙂

α/Ω: Alpha legion is still the fricking alpha legion.

How alternate heresy 2 came to be: skipping all the 1s that are on the "same" side as in canon. Vulkan got tricked into Nurgle's garden, Leman got so mad and furry that he fell to Khorn, and the monsters on Lion's home world had more of an æffect on him allowing chaos the seep through the cracks. as for Loyalists, the emperor helped Morty kill the necromancer, Magnus was less rant-y while Russ was more angy, and Angron wasn't attacked by the Eldar but was instead semi-raised by them (With an army of eldar and gladiators, angron overthrew the high-riders and smashed all their totally not khorne stuff).

I should mention there was a climactic showdown between Leman and Angron, think their cannon fight in reverse, but the red angel absolutely scares the wolf piss out of the khornate vikings.

Lucius: like in canon

bjorn the fell handed: Khorn

Tu'Shan: Nurgle... this hurt me to type

"Cypher": leads the 'angels purified' chapter of loyalist marines

Maloghurst: Tzeenche

Azrael: undivided

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How would my "Crusade of Carnage" alternate heresy go?

loyalists: Guilliman, Fulgrim, Curze, Perturabo, Angron, Khan, Vulkan, Leman, Lion

Traitors: Horus, Mortarion, Dorn, Corax, Magnus, Ferrus Manus, Sanguinius, and the Arch-traitor Lorgar

α/Ω: Alpha legion is still the fricking alpha legion.

How alternate heresy 3 came to be: skipping all the 1s that are on the "same" side as in canon. Ferrus goes the way of the Dornian heresy, and gets scaleid consumed by the void dragon (not chaos). Corax doesn't get discovered by the people of his world, kinda becomes a warp obsessed version of Curze. Fulgrim jusT BOMBS THE FRICKING PLANET FROM ORBIT! Perturabo's dad dies earlier allowing him to get to grips with himself, while Dorn had his anger spark early. Curze was adopted by a kindly gent and was taught right from wrong. Angron wasn't attacked by the Eldar but was instead semi-raised by them (With an army of eldar and gladiators, angron overthrew the high-riders and smashed all their totally not khorne stuff). Lorgar gains the favor of the 4 gods and Be'lakor.

Champions;

Nurgle and Tzentch have the same champions as canon

Slaanesh: Aloni Tev

Khorn: Dante

leader of the grey knights: Abaddon

undivided (i.e. Warmaster): Erebus

my stand is known as...

『Not Gonna Die』 appearance: a ~6ft humanoid resembling a male, unpainted manikin with a counter on its chest maxing out at 24, and claw/blade-like fingers abilities: "feel invincible"; revives the user takes 1 off the counter for each revive, "back from the dead"; revives a person/some people removing the counter = the number revived. can not use these abilities if the counter reaches 0. the counter restores itself 1 per hour without taking serious damage. can not revive those who have gone through too much decomposition stats: - power: c - speed: b - range: b (can revive anybody in line of sight of the stand and/or the user of the stand) - durability: c - precision: A - developmental potential: D

『Not Gonna Die・Freakshow』 appearance: a ~6ft humanoid resembling a male, unpainted manikin with a busted counter on its chest (the break is in such a way to make the counter look like it says ♾️), "wearing" a navy-blue, sleeved, full body cloak, and holding a "rune"-carved harvesting scythe

abilities: "feel invincible・Freakshow"; revives the user an ♾️-number of times, "back from the dead・Freakshow"; revives a person/all peoples an ♾️-number of times. No limit on decomposition, or even if they are in this dimension. Can set stands to 0

stats: - power: N/A - speed: N/A - range: N/A - durability: N/A - precision: N/A - developmental potential: N/A

namesakes: 4 skillet songs i like