The Goblin In Me Wants To Do So Many Devious Things.

The goblin in me wants to do so many devious things.

Mushrooms releasing spores into the wind. Captured by Paul Stamets

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

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Of all the things i expected from Arthur ending up in the 1200s, being attacked by a zombie and then using its head as the vessel for the demon he has contained in a random tooth was not one of them