Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

even his lies are lies!!! i was possessed drawing this never have i picked up a pencil so quickly

I think we need to talk about david rossi using his considerable powers of persuasion and manipulation to kill a guy while having his own hands lifted in surrender because i swear, that’s the kind of moral ambiguity that feeds my soul. 

In case no one has Instagram, Alex posted on his story he was out in sea on a pretty impressive boat. And then my mind had to wander towards a particular something, or someones, I should say. I’m very much delusional and probably overthinking and reaching for absolutely nothing. All that aside, it was actually very cool to see the ship he was on.

ALEX PLEASE SEA GRUNKS I BEG

‘so you bet your life on the BAU?’

‘*scoffs* i bet my life on you’

oh i absolutely know rossi’s weird gay thing with his sergeant in vietnam was something serious