Rewatching Lego Batman Movie, Big Punch-in-the-gut Reminder Of How Unbelievably Gay This Movie Is Aksjsjs

Rewatching lego batman movie, big punch-in-the-gut reminder of how unbelievably gay this movie is aksjsjs

Joker kidnaps Jason, Harley takes him around town getting treats and toys and just generally babysitting, while joker tries to convince Batman that Jason is dead, how, I don't know, but apparently he's dead ( not really though), eventually Jason is returned and b man is relieved but won't let him keep all the things he got from Harley and that's the grudge he holds

Lego Batman Movie fans, once Dick ages out of being Robin and Jason Todd has taken up the mantle, what do you think would happen to Jason?

Bc like,,, he wouldn’t die like most Jasons do. Lego Joker put a parachute on a random pilot before throwing him out a plane so that he didn’t just plummet to his death, he absolutely does not have it in him to kill a child.

So what do y’all think would happen to Lego Jason? What would he do with his life without the motivation to become murder man Red Hood? Do think he’d just become a less angry, family-friendly Red Hood without the grudge against Batman?

I personally think it would be funny if he still had a massive grudge against Bruce except it was for a really petty reason, like one time Batman refused to get him McDonalds for dinner because Alfred was making food at home. He was 8 at the time. It’s been 12 years since then. He’s still mad.

Guzma from Pokémon is a trans man!

Requested by: @guzmakissing

I figure pd out why I didn’t like them when I was younger

I’m trans and my dysphoria was apparently so like, embedded into my brain that it was just confused as to why people would want to put them selves in every way better but not look diffent

like, little me would make an oc that was so different from me, and then put said oc int worlds and stuff, but they never looked like me besides like, hair color sometimes

people are so weird about self insert ocs actually. like why wouldn't you want a made up little guy who's like you except cooler and they get to live all your fantasies? what are you afraid of? having fun? free yourself

HOW DARE YOU CALL TEAM SKULL REDDITORS! They're tumblrites (or tiktokers, but I don't wanna be disrespectful). Team FLARE are Redditors

U misunderstand.

Steam Skull is Normal Lads Who Use Reddit. They're on r/ prequelmemes and shit. They're here for a good time. Guzma is posting Whimpod on R/Zoomies and he's getting to the top page cause his boys all upvote him.

Team Flare are reddit users that still unironically use shit like "normie" but left 4chan to avoid "degenerates". They have never touched a boob and never will. If you told them the Matrix was a trans allegory they'd shit and piss and cry.

hunter being a trans guy is so funny because like

possibility 1:

wittebro was a trans guy living in 1600s connecticut and nobody batted an eye

possibility 2:

belos makes hunter and is like "aw shit, this one's got the wrong bits. oh well, guess i'll raise it as a boy anyway. luckily those loathesome 'transgender' witches have invented potions for this- y'know, if i don't kill him before he reaches puberty"

possibility 3:

belos makes hunter and is like "aw shit, this one's got the wrong bits. guess i'll have to deal with a girl for the next couple decades, it'd be too much work to kill and remake this one just because it came out wrong."

and then hunter gets older and is like "uncle, i wanna be a boy"

and belos is too busy being like "all according to keikaku" to be transphobic about it. task failed successfully.