I Was Upset By This At First, But Now I Actually Find This Kinda Funny

I was upset by this at first, but now I actually find this kinda funny

I gotta look at him like

Your good pal, Ethan!

He seems to be doing a lot better ever since we found him! (This is my version of Gold.)

Some silly headcanons I cooked up for the dude:

-He's Blake's (snow on Mount silver) cousin. Sure the look alike, but the make they most of it by pranking poor, unsuspecting team rocket grunts.

-The reason why his cyndaquil, 'HURRY', didn't evolve was because of how stubborn HURRY was before it died.

-when he unhinges his jaw, there's a small chance you can see his skeleton.

-He was attacked by silver's (the trainer with skin sealing his mouth) feraligatr. Ethan was healing up his Celebi, and feraligatr attacked him from behind, even though Silver tried to tell her not to.

-he now has a big scar on his back.

-he's ace and pansexual.

-he's holding a MASSIVE grudge against the unownking, and who could blame him?

-he and May (the drowned trainer) were childhood friends before May moved to the Hoenn reigon.

-he feels very uncomfortable around Steven (strangled red).

-one of the few reasons is because of what happend after the events of Door's open (prequel to Lost Silver)

(There’s more I want to add, but I got school tomorrow)

Don't you tell @itsapmseymour what to do.

He will eat a big boiger whenever he pleases.

Big Boiger

🖕SCREW YOU, BRENDA!🖕

If any of you have articles of clothing with fake pockets or no pockets or barely any pockets, here's who to blame

I mean, he ain't wrong

poptarts are ravioli

I'm still in my youth but welcome to adulthood I guess

I miss being able to gush about things with friends, but years of being told to “shut the fuck up loser” in my youth really took the wind out of those sails.