Especially When A Taller Person Is With A Short Person, And They Automatically Say Something Along The

Especially when a taller person is with a short person, and they automatically say something along the lines of pedophilia. Leave. Us. Aloneeee!!!

this one is so real.

141 who don’t know they are fucking with a reformed maneater

Price: Tries to pull the “just wait” card. Just wait until the next mission to make things official. Just wait until he gets back before you break things. Just wait until the holidays are over to meet his family. Just wait until he’s ready to retire before settling down. You liked him enough to hold out, but enough was enough. Which is when he tries to stop you from leaving with your duffle bag of clothes, insisting your jumping the gun in wanting to move in with him after almost a year together you turn and face him. Your tone sharp. “I'm not asking for too much I'm just asking the wrong person.”

Kyle: he’s a pretty boy and he fucking knows it. But damn when he wants to try and be a fuck boy too? You need to take him down a peg. He may have looks but he’s still the shortest of the 141. You eye him up and down before grabbing your bag. “You’re cute, but you’re not tall enough to be acting like this.”

Soap: Loves to play games. Which is why he thinks it’s hilarious when you’re meeting his friends for the first time to take the absolute piss and make a joke out of it. He’s crude and crass. Nothing like the man who begged on his knees just for the chance to lick your pussy. “Dinnae get upset. Just havin’ a wee bit of fun.” You sigh mumbling loud enough for him to hear “the one time I don’t go for looks and this fuckin’ happens.”

Ghost: Simon who bails on your date last minute, choosing to get shitfaced with the boys rather than take a pretty little bird like you out. He’s surprised to find you had texted him back with an ‘okay’ and not losing your shit or trying to guilt trip him. What he is surprised about is you turning him down when he tries to come over. He knew you’d be miffed about him not taking you out so when he tried to arrange something, you turn him down again. He tells you not to be mad. Shit came up. Your response? “I’m not mad. I’m just no longer interested.”

“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”

My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding

Also, whoever started the head canon that Porter is Pakistani-British, then said that they won't stop until everyone accepts it---congratulations. Everytime I think of that man, that's exactly what he looks like to me. And I love it.

Hello, Sam Collins.

ouch

I'm tired of 6'2-6'5 being the go to height when people find a character attractive.

Soap is 5'11

Ghost is 6'4

Price is 6'2

Gaz is 6'1

Graves is 5'10

König is 6'9

CAPTAIN mactavish was around 6'2

SERGEANT Mactavish is like 5'11 at most.

Phillips Graves isn't 6'2. he's not towering over you. He's around the same height as Soap. looks taller with that big ass helmet on, is actually a bit shorter. I'll give him 5'9/5'10. His VA is 5'10

König could be 6'10, but considering is VA is 6'3, I'm not entirely sure. I'd give 6'6-'6'10

Ghost isn't 6'5, 6'6. Soaps head goes to his ear. he's closer to 6'3/6'4. still tall, but not THAT tall. His VA is 6'3

Price isn't 6'5, HE'S 6'2. not as tall as ghost but close. His VA is 6'2

and pretty boy Gaz is said to be 6'4, But his VA is 5'11-6'0. and Soap goes up to his eyebrows. we'll say he's 6'1.

stop giving the characters an extra 3 inches to make them seem hotter, I much prefer my men 5'9 rather than 6'5 🙏