I Did @vit00rys DTIYS!! Theyre On Insta So Go Check Them Out For The Original!

I did @vit00ry’s DTIYS!! They’re on insta so go check them out for the original!

Enjoy!!

nitw my beloved

Mae celebrating Harfest for the spooky season 🎃

Why is this the cutest/funniest thing I’ve seen on here in like 3 months XDDD

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if you had to pick one of these blocks to be erased from existence, which would you pick

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO MY BLOG!!!

I have now had this bad boy for two whole years!!! Crazy how quickly the time flies, isn’t it? I hope that I get many more years out of this blog, and while I do go on hiatus a lot I genuinely love this little blog so so much :)

Good Tropes™

[Orders enough food for several people] and whatever you guys want

‘Sorry I’m late’ ‘You’re right on time’

Two characters having a conversation while on opposite sides of a wall/door

The hero is snooping some place they shouldn’t be and is about to get caught. The baddies enter and the room is completely empty. Bonus points if they then show the hero clinging to the ceiling

Someone turning up in the nick of time to save the heroes in a car/plane/spacecraft/etc and asking ‘need a ride?’

Someone tells a (true) story and it is later revealed they were one of the people in the story

‘Get down!’ *tackles them to the floor*

‘Hi [name]’ *immediately begins escorting them out of the door/hangs up on them* ‘bye [name]’

Character walks past a doorway and sees something strange, carries on walking for a few steps, then realises what they just saw and backs up for another look

Someone charges at another character who dodges it by calmly stepping to the side. Bonus points if the charging character carries on through a doorway

A has been delivering a monologue for quite some time and when they are finished B slowly blinks and says some variation of ‘I don’t understand a word you just said’

New character meets the Team for the first time, who are being their usual absurd/intimidating selves, and asks ‘who the hell are you people?’

Everyone has to leave the restaurant/bar/coffee shop and one character frantically tries to finish their food/drink before they go

’[Name], I presume?’

Random character discovers some important new evidence and has to race to find the other characters to tell/warn them in time

Dramatically putting up or taking off their hood

[Badass declaration]. Any questions?

That one character who is always coming up with new slang words and hoping they will catch on

‘My friends call me [nickname/shortened name]. You can call me [full name/title]’. Alternatively, ‘you may not call me anything’

A and B are together when A’s phone rings and they answer it. After a beat they hold it out for B and say ‘it’s for you’. Bonus points if the caller had no way of knowing A and B would be together. Alternatively, bonus points if B didn’t answer their own phone because they don’t want to speak to the caller, prompting them to phone A instead

B comes to A’s house and knocks on the door. When A answers it, they barge straight in and start talking, leaving A still standing at the door and prompting them to say ‘please. Come in’

Someone tries to shoot the character but misses and hits their hat or something instead, so the character gets angry and is like ‘that was my favourite hat!’

Character wants to know the time so they grab their friend’s wrist to check the watch they are wearing

Character begins speaking about a traumatic event that happened in the past and cuts themselves off to rephrase so they won’t have to say the specifics of the event eg. ‘after he - …after what he did’

After a tragic event, the token evil teammate/morally ambiguous ally starts helping the gang and becomes one of the good guys full time

‘I’m [percentage] sure. Well, [lower percentage]. [Even lower percentage].’

Character A is about to charge at a door to break it down. B opens it and makes A fall/carry on running until they crash into something

A: [says an unusual word]

B: Bless you/Gesundheit

‘Give me that!’ *snatches it out of their hand*

‘Act natural!’ Everybody strikes exaggerated poses that don’t look natural in the slightest.