Bestie Just Let Superpowers Not Be Affected By Science You Hurt My Braincell

Bestie just let superpowers not be affected by science you hurt my braincell

I have like 4 moods

And I don't even know what they are.

It gets better every single time omg.

I've heard references to this but today is the day j have seen it with my own two eyes 👀

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

*Casually Materialises*

Ok so. Someone did ask for this this time.

Random Fazbear Frights characters I hate for really oddly specific reasons that I cannot explain without going on a side rant.

So. Spoilers for Fazbear Frights if you haven't read the books lol.

Enjoy my brain going brrr

1. Matt - In the Flesh

Not only do I hate this book

I hate this man

Why the fuck was he such a little prick

Like

Mmmmmmm i hate him

He has so many issues I don't want to begin

Matt literally gave me anger management issues

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2. Joel - Kid's at Play

This mf

HE HIT A KID WITH HIS CAR

And then DIDNT CALL THE POLICE

Wtf

Dumbass

I hate him

I hope he knows the Kids At Play signs were in the right

And I know the rebellious phase is normal, but your parents were being more than generous

Fucking bitch

3. Angel - Gumdrop Angel

Ok.

Before I get the whole

bUt YoU lIkE tObY aNd ThEy WeRe BoTh TrEaTeD bAdLy

Stfu

This is my opinion.

And she was basically just the hated child trope

And I despise that trope

2018 gacha nostalgia I guess

Except she became candy

4. Oswald, Sarah, Millie - Into the Pit (Book)

I don't hate them.

I just hate how overused their stories are

Because everyone reads it

And then are like "omg they are so cool"

When they are actually pretty basic compared to some of the other characters

5. Dirk - Felix the Shark

What the fuck was he on

Some drugs

Bro really was breaking and entering

And he was so cocky abt it too

And then he died

In the dumbest way possible

Like bro???

How did you not know???

Also that water was NASTY

sO WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GET IN IT???

6. Andrew - The New Kid, The Man in Room 1280, and Epilogues

Dumbass

He was basically just Cassidy

Which is fine ig

But like

He just seemed a bit too much

Also I'm like 90% sure he killed Kelsey

So that's kinda rude

And then used his soul as a fucking lure???

Like bro

Also those poor doctors and nurses.

They were legit trying to kill william

Like

Let them

Bruh

Idk

I just didn't like him

Also apparently he possessed Fetch but I didn't put Fetch as the book BC idk if he was in Fetch when it attacked Greg.

But yeah.

I don't like him.

7. Eleanor

This fucking bitch

8. Parker

He has no right to be that fucking mean

And he was just

Going too far

Like

Mmmmmmm

He seems like the type of person to think he's above the law

Like stfu

Ur a bitch

So yeah.

I'll probably think of more later.

Woo

Omg I'd love to have mood as a superpower

Just like

Fuck you

*becomes a liquid*

That'd be so fun

I have like 4 moods

And I don't even know what they are.

But what if it's all of them at the same time.

Like, that older character, who acts like a child, but also would be a great parent, but you'd definitely wanna be their best friend, and maybeeee fall deeply in love with them.

I can think of a character like this, but their name decided to delete itself from my memory as soon as I started writing. All I know is they are from Fazbear Frights-

There are four main categories of ‘favourite character’:

I am in love with them and maybe want to suck their dick

They are my parent and a hug from them would fix all my problems istg

They are my child and I must protect them at all costs

I hate them, they're my best friend

The people have spoken.

Eclipse is bestie

BC I'm bored lmao, answer this