Oh Boy! Another Follower! I Wonder What Their Blog Is- [it's A Porn Bot]-Damnit! I Want Your Witticisms

Oh boy! Another follower! I wonder what their blog is- [it's a porn bot]-Damnit! I want your witticisms and shit posts. Not yer teets n' hynie!

(Was gonna put all these thoughts in the tags, but then realized I ain't a coward)

why aren't there at least furry porn bots?

There should be a gimmick blog that acts like an ai becoming sentient, but it's used as a porn bot. Then the porn gets distorted and horrific as it gets disgusted with its given purpose

There should also be a porn bot that's actually just pictures of clanky robots desperately trying to look sexy, in spite of their rust and exposed wiring. That would be art

its called the D: drive because you look at how much space is left on it and you go "D:"

Friend

You’re a mimic. You were disguised as a chair in a dungeon when an adventurer decided to take you as loot. You’ve actually enjoyed your life ever since as furniture in a jolly tavern. So when some ruffians try to rob the now-elderly adventurer’s business, you finally reveal yourself.

I bet Thag Simmons could take ol' steggy on!

this fills me with joy and malicious giggles

Not to critique evolution, but I would think orange and black stripes wouldn’t be as good for camouflage in a forest as, say, green and black would.