I Was Wearing My Gryffindor Shirt While Christmas Shopping And There Was This Cute Boy In A Slytherin

I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it

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if you listen closely you can hear every british actor who wasn’t in the potter films dialing their agent