And She Makes Me Feel Funny.

And she makes me feel funny.

Fun fact: Contrary to popular belief, owls cannot turn their heads around a full 360 degrees. They have a really impressive range of motion, though.

Screech owls like (I think, correct me if I'm wrong) this one run the risk of running under cars while hunting mice. The mice eat litter left by humans on the road, and look like easy pickings from above.

Of the 5 I've personally seen in captivity, all were injured by either cars or collisions with trees and therefore couldn't be released.

Conversations with my parents.

Mom: Greensboria. The East Coast's answer to Portland.

Me: The Greensborg. You will be assimilated.

Dad: (Shrugging) We are Hugh.

The next day:

(Mom hands me her kindle after having discussed knitting wombs for congressmen)

Me: What? Oh, you found the clitoris.

Mom: You should hear what happened to your dad in school today.

Neil Gaiman has a copy of the Necronomicon. Fangirl time.

Magical person Jonathan Pendragon made me a book. My own copy of the Necronomicon. Seen here terrifying both of us, when it started to intone the dread cantos of doom…

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Me: She identifies as a girl. So she's a girl.

Friend: But she's really a

Me: No stop

Their expensive ad campaigns tend to work around bullying and dickishness. The rest is eerily similar to a cult. They're creepy, sizeist, and often childish. How's that?

You don’t have to add “but I don’t support them” every time you reference PETA. We get it. Either through misinformation or just plain disliking, you are trying to outright show that

even though you use their videos all the time, you don’t “support them”.

even though...