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He really needs it.

A crumb of kenyatta headcannons, please. There's like no content of my wife

Gotcha!

Kenyatta . . .

- does not wait around for confessions; do you want her or not?

- want her? Wonderful. Now prove it; she loves the games that come with courting and flirting

- is a passionate lover; there will never be a time where you feel unloved or unappreciated with her

- is also passionate in a “I will both kill and die for you” manner

- is still in a situationship with Nai’o, so you have to share a bit

- often rants to you about her homelife and mommy issues

- additionally sneaks through your window to hang out with you in the middle of the night

- tells you dirty jokes and makes innuendo with you just to see you blush and complain

- loves holding you and making little braids in your hair

- secretly loves being held by you more, though

- writes fantasies about you and her in her diary (you couldn’t torture this information out of her)

- can’t cook to save her life, you’ll have to cook — or better yet, teach her!

- thinks of you every time she jams out to love songs

- tries experimental makeup looks on you; you’re affectionately named “lab rat” by her

- is against PDA; she can’t be at risk of her mother knowing she’s involved with another scoundrel

- is all over you when you’re both in private, however

- likes when you ramble about the quests you've been going on; she could listen to you talk for hours

- rarely gets flustered, but you can definitely make her blush by simply saying she's beautiful or thoughtful

- buys you gifts, as every Majiri should, but she occasionally makes hand-crafted ones as well

- is a lovely singer, and only lets you hear her; if she's feeling overly sappy in your arms, she'll sing portions of sweet love songs to you

- only talks about you to her dad, as he's the only parent that approves of you

- is a sore loser; if you beat her at chess or cards, she'll pout and get sassy

- loves to read and go to the library; she'll take you on late-night library dates to share her favorite romance and murder mystery novels with you

- likes sleeping in your bed rather than her own

- rarely ever brings you to her house, as she's concerned her mother will chastise the both of you

- appreciates just sitting down out in the meadows and talking with you; you bring her a special kind of peace

honestly hassian if you took up poledancing i think the whole town would like you more

How is one supposed to do homework under these conditions

My Palia oc Mani.If you wanna know more about them join Our Palia discord! (must be over 18 to join)

YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

the fact that reth calls himself a "badboy" made me absolutely lose it. sir you make soup.

I GOT HER PINNNNNNNNN LETS GOOOO

an old proudhorn with dark points and a shaggy coat

another bunch of Palia sketches!

okay this is my unrefined history timeline so far oTL

looking through the wiki + my own screenshots to get more information but I gave myself a headache already

tossing it under a readmore bc ~spoilers~ just in case

I am NOT sure if the trade wars ARE the unification war or happened before, after, or during, but if anyone's got any more details on this I'd love to know

Palia RP Discord Server (18+)

I am shocked there is no RP server on discord for Palia, so I made one. If you're interested, reply to this post (:

LGBTQ+ Friendly

18+ (NSFW Allowed in specific channels)

Utilizes Community features on Discord (Fresh take on how the RP is run.)

Hybrid (RP in server and in game!)

For people interested in the RP aspect of Palia and wants to just have a good time

Hello this a long shot call, am a citizen of Palestine. I am here to request for your support to help get my insulin, I was diagnosised with type 1 diabetes and due to current situation in Gaza I'm unable to get my insulin injection as a result I'm here begging for little financial support to help me purchase insulin for this week.My donation link is available on my pinned post

I know I am not financially able to personally, but I will share for exposure ❤️❤️

Palia npc

Toxic traits

(My headcannon of what each toxic trait the npcs have [satire])

Ashura

Dead wife

Reth

Soup addiction

Tish

Will ignore everything if tables are involved.

Jel

Gay twink

Hassian

Would argue over the 'man or bear' hypothetical (not realizing what it means)

Sifuu

Not a romance option (pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplea-)

Chayne

Religion

Eshe

She's in love with the duchess but is too closeted and bitter to admit it. Also leave your daughter alone

Kenli

You could lead him into a trap with a trail of his favorite food.

Hoddari

Helicopter dad

Auuni

Would place a spider in your bed because he thinks it's cool

Najuuma

Klee main on genshin impact

Tamala

Evil queen from snow white kinnie

Kenyatta

Mommy issues

Jina

Would sell your ass out to the government for good grades

Zeki

Would sell you. Period.

Subria

Cop

Hekla

Helicopter mom

Einar

I can't think of anything, +100 aura

Delilah

Overworked workaholic. Give this woman a vacation

Badruu

Stage fright. Sing for the town, bard boy.

Nai'o

Exists.

Lmk if I missed anyone

This is all for fun

Should...

Should I write palia angst?

BECAUSE YOU CANNOT TELL ME HE WOULD NOT EAT LUDICROUS AMOUNTS OF THE FOOD YOU COOK TO SHOW HE LOVES YOU!!

One of these days, she will find out. That will be the day I am sent out of the village. Until then, WE CONTINUE RIZZING KENYATTA.

Hello, palians. How many of yall have been suffering with random floors and stairs disappearing? Cause I've fallen through floors 3 times today and I'm mad bc it only happens when I'm talking to my boo thangs.

Update: started reth's romance route. He is cute.

Me trying to figure out where the fuck they all came from

hello...........

I started romancing Kenyatta and I find it so fucking funny. Like, I got there maybe a month ago in game and already I have rizzed up with the mayor's daughter enough for her to want to piss off her mom with me.

Like this woman is out here, calling her mother by her first name and offering to flirt, but only when Eshe is around and I'm sitting her like "Darlin, you are adorable, but are you mad at me because of your mom or did I do something wrong?" And I love it.

On top of that, I'm saving Nai'o from a toxic relationship(this is me coping, I don't want to hate him but he should stop talking about her so often /lh)

Updates will continue, I am off to cry over how perfect she is.

Sob you menace. Writhe in your mother crisis.

aheem heem

weh sniffle sob

I am in desperate need for a kenyatta fic for my delulu. I love her so much, she is the sole reason I have hyperfixated on this game. LOOK AT HER SHE'S SO PERFECT.