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OTOYA IS SUCH A COMEDIAN.

Many "what is wrong with Kaiser" questions can be answered by remembering he's German.

Similarly, "why is Noel Noa evil now" he is French he was always evil

SEASON TWO SPOILER

NOT EVEN A MINUTE IN?????? WHY MUST YOU DO THIS?????😭😭😭😭

I SEE THE VISION OMG

I think we all can agree that Sae would be horrible with fans

However,

I have a set in stone headcanon that he's fantastic with kids in general, and especially his fans.

Look, the boy was already a more reliable babysitter than most adults when he was 7-ish, and most of us believe he's cold on purpose to Rin. So, his children-handling talents are definitely still there!

Imagine him ignoring the older fans who are pushing and shoving to get him, but he spots a small child squeezed in the middle, and he stops, stares down the older fans to make way to save the kid from the clutter, and only gives his autograph to the kid.

He would go on his knees to talk to the children eye to eye. He smiles at them when they say they want to be like him (the smile shocks the media )

Before long, the fans waiting for him outside are mostly children.

It makes the 1# trending on media when a black haired 6 year old runs towards him, and Sae gives him a quick hug. No one knows what the boy said. ( The boy looked so much like Rin, and he said he loved Sae. He couldn't resist ok?! )

I DONT CARE IF SHIDOU IS BETTER THAN BAROU OR IF ISAGI IS THE BEST STRIKER.

GIVE ME ANALYSIS EXPLAINING WHY RIN IS THE WAY HE IS, WHY KAISER LIKES GETTING PEOPLE MAD, COMPARING THE PSYCHES OF CHARACTERS, GIVE ME PSYCHOLOGICAL ANALYSIS.

fuck powerscaling and what it has done to fandoms.

EVIL SMAU #4: — He has beef with your pet 😞😞 Characters: Chigiri, Ness, Kaiser, Rin, Shidou, Sae Type: Humor/Crackfic

"I fucked ur mom" - Uncreative and boring

"Ur mom gae lol" - Homophobic connotations and kind of overdone

"In 15 years I will invent time travel and travel back in time to have steamy passionate sex with your great-great-great-great-great-grandmother and birth the child that will eventually lead to you. Your blood has always been mine and will be forevermore. You cannot escape me even in death, fool." - Creative, suggestive, has a storyline, will leave your foes shaking in their gamer chairs

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

i think im burnt out and in massive art block help

haikyuu:

teamwork. overcoming differences. high school daily life. friendship and camaraderie. individualism. humor. crushes. teasing your teammates. old men coaches with rivalries. girls are there sometimes. travel. the importance of family. the triumph of earning your dreams.

bluelock:

seclusion. your family will never look at you the same. paranoia. homogeneity. tentative alliances. soulmates. betrayal. not a single girl in the vicinity. loneliness beyond understanding. being an asshole to your teammates. stifled joy. differences as a weakness. your individual dream will crush everyone, including those you care about. no redemption. what does it mean to stand on top of the world, alone? vector from despicable me is there.

....what....

theyre literally in love your honor💔

anhane nation…….. goodbye

Peak character

michael kaiser bluelock really is a character of all time. his introduction to the series is him sabotaging the protagonist in superserious death game soccer and he's been a dedicated hater ever since. he has a gay little henchman. he studied psychology specifically for the sake of emotionally manipulating said gay little henchman into being his "dog." he has beef with at least three grown men. he has an inferiority complex so bad it circles back into being an extraordinarily vicious superiority complex. he has canonically been depicted self-harming. he spends an indeterminate amount of time shut away in the video room voluntarily surrounding himself with images of sweaty men to… seethe about? he has blue hair and pronouns. he kicked a cop in the face once. love him or hate him he's on your mind

The only time that Kaiser think with his dick.

I mean that is fucking Chigiri you're talking about.

No one is immune to the Blue Lock princess.

Not even the emperor himself.

I bet kaiser checks his own hastag on twitter atleast once every 2 hours (and makes ness check it once every hour or something) then stalks the comments and likes the ones glazing him with his burner account. Also runs an isagi hatepage.

Rin probably has like 0 posts but followers in fucking millions (also has a burner acc which he uses to stalk sae). Shidou absolutely shitposts every single day and even replies to most comments lmao

do you think chigiri logs onto twitter.com [in the blue lock universe, they killed elon musk before it could be changed to x] and sees people posting images of him with various screaming captions about intense gender envy

"Sure enough, this universe is WONDERHOY!!"

have some colourful scrunklies, they want you to be happy.

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BEACCHH DAAAYYYYYY

bllk doesnt exist theyre my ocs now thnak YOU