Ok I Thought Of Something Funny

Ok I thought of something funny

POV: phinks’s son and nobunaga’s daughter have like HUGE and OBVIOUS crushes on each other

BUT…nobunaga’s daughter is like a big flirt and a tease while phinks’s sons just like “😊😅”

I wanna know what you’ll think nobunaga’s and phinks’s reaction will be if this goes down in front of them/or they were eve’s dropping

LMAOOOOOOOO

This is going to be so good!!!!!

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Nobunaga’s reaction-

Nobunaga’s initial thought was…

What the hell when has my daughter ever started acting like this?

What in the fuck is she saying?!?!

God, dammit I have to go tell phinks this bullshit

God, this is so annoying and painful to hear

Can somebody just make it end????

God, I hate this so much!!!!

I cannot wait to rant about this to uvogin

He’s definitely going to think this is bullshit

…..

Phinks reaction-

Phinks initial reaction was…

Goddamn, my son is a fucking loser

He needs to be a man

OK this is painful to watch

Ugh OK now I just hate this

Holy shit why is my son so shy? He is never this shy

Why is he acting so calm like react or something!!!!

Yeah, no I can’t do this anymore

This is way too hard to watch at this point 

Their reaction together-

Wtf

No

Stop

Ew

When in the hell did our children start acting like this?

Where did this behaviour even come from?

What the hell

Oh, hell no

Disgusting disgusting. Disgusting. Disgusting. Disgusting.

NOOOOOOOO

Our children are so grown up now-

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed as much as I did writing this. It was really fun to write and I really enjoyed writing this This was literally so creative. Such a good request

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!

Once the gruesome murder of Sarasa sends the Meteor City Spiders down the dark path they go, how long will it take each of them to go yandere for a childhood friend!s/o? Would any of them have these tendencies brewing within even before this incident?

Ofc!

And before we get into this, I do not think that any of them would have any kind of tendencies before the incident it would make a very great story, but I just don’t think that they would 

And they would all go yandere after they get over there little depression episode 

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Feitan-

He would be very good at hiding the fact that he is literally dying inside. He would keep it to himself, and wouldn’t tell a soul about it but then eventually became too much for him, and he needed somebody, so that’s when he turned to his childhood friend as a option 

Phinks-

He would go completely crazy instead of being sad. He would start being more reckless with things, and not looking at the risks before he does stuff no matter what it is, even if it’s disrespecting chrollo but once he gets over it, he totally forgets about it all 

Chrollo-

He would disrespect and be completely rude to everybody and anybody he just lost every single bit of hope that he had for anybody and then he was fine

Shalnark-

He would’ve been sad for a hot minute and I mean a hot minute like a while and it would take a lot for him to Move on as it is anyways, but once he finally realize that he had to move on and that they weren’t coming back, he was all good 

Franklin-

Honestly, I don’t really think he would give a fuck I feel like to him it would just be a inconvenience, but other than that he wouldn’t really care that much

Uvogin-

He would just be very distant from everybody, including Nobunaga it would take a while for him to get back to normal

Nobunaga-

He would be very sad, and also be distant from everybody. He would keep to himself for a couple months, until he is finally fully recovered. 

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed!

This was low-key, sad writing. I hate seeing the spiders go down a dark path or just even thinking about it because I love them so much!!!!!!

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!

Part 2: The scene, not just an image of Joseph in the outfit.

Ofcccccc

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Feitan- very….weird…

Phinks- uh- OK can we just talk about the guards for a second

Chrollo- hm…that is a very smart idea but he doesn’t play it very well 

Uvogin- those guards are absolutely disgusting

Nobunaga- what do you say we go make this an actual party?

Franklin- that doesn’t sound too bad just about now 

Shalnark- um well you don’t see something like that every day

Hisoka- oh my oh my oh my-

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed it as much as I did writing this I love writing things like these because it’s super easy and it’s really fun

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!

OH MY GOD JUST IMAGINE S/O STARTING TO DANCE NEAR THE PHANTOM TROUP LIKE A PEACOCK SPIDER (video of him dancing: https://youtu.be/xYIUFEQeh3g) AND SAYING "Since you're a spider you need to be courted like you need to"

LMAOOOO

No, because that would be hilarious 

Can you do phantom troupe play dates head canons with their daughters (the one you did head canons for)

Yesss ofcccc!

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I don’t remember exactly what I did, but I’m pretty sure I said something along the lines of shalnarks daughter has a play date with uvogins daughter and they play video games or something like that so correct me if I’m wrong, but I am going to do that

Shalnark and uvogin’s daughters having a play date…

 There would be no arguments between the two

They would play video games, almost the entire time

Shalnarks daughter have the newest consuls and games so of course they had to play for basically the entire time

 They would definitely play card games if they are not playing video games

Uvogins daughter is teaching shalnarks daughter on what a burn book is, and how to make it

And yes, they end up making a burn book

Full of all of the phantom troupe members

And their friends, or their enemies

And the phantom troupe enemies

 they would take a bunch of pictures together

And they would print the pictures out and tape them and put it onto their walls

 They would have a competition to see who can drink their water bottle the fastest

Shalnarks daughter would try her hardest to get uvogins daughter to get away from all of the T-shirts, and tank tops, and try to make her wear a dress

 They would definitely do each other’s hair

They would tell each other all of their secrets

 If they were allowed to go outside, they would go to a store and get clothes

Uvogins daughter would do embarrassing/funny dances, out in public

And shalnarks daughter would run away and act as if she doesn’t know uvogins daughter

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed it as much as I did writing this. This was really fun to write.

BTW Honestly, I’m probably going to end the three day limit of me having to write a story in three days or less because it’s just too much and it’s adding way too much pressure onto me and I feel like it would be better for me and everybody if I could create a story when I am fully concentrated on just doing that and not stressed out about making post so I’m going to end that

I will see everybody in the next post Bye now!

Ok this one is a little bit of an angst (I’ve been watching some “House M.D.”) POV: You were walking down the street when suddenly you started coughing/vomiting blood collapsed on the floor then blacked out.

Then suddenly you wake up in tremendous pain in a hospital because a witness called “911”,your father (who is a phantom troupe member) comes to the hospital and his reaction is:

(Sorry if it’s long)

It’s no problem at all

And of course I can do it!

(sorry that I haven’t been posting recently at all. I have just been taking a long break and school is also very stressful.)

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Feitan-

He would be worried for you

For once, he would actually show emotion other than being cocky, sadistic, and snarky 

He might shed a tear or to not in front of anybody, not even his own kid

Phinks-

Would be in full panic mode

He would alert the entire phantom troupe

He would make it seem like somebody tried to murder his kid

Chrollo-

He would be very worried, but would try his best to keep calm, especially around his kid

He would tell me entire phantom, troupe that he wouldn’t be there for a bit

He would be very anxious 

Hisoka-

The only person that he would tell is illumi

He would be worried and he would guard his kid like crazy

He would also be on guard 24/7 you are not catching him lacking in the slightest

Shalnark-

He would have major anxiety

He would immediately tell feitan, chrollo, uvogin, and phinks about it

He would tell the others later on if they haven’t already caught word of it

Uvogin-

Would kill anybody who he thinks is involved

He would thank the person who called 911 for his kid

He would keep calm in front of his kid and comfort his kid like crazy 

Nobunaga-

He would be stressed out and anxious

He would need a shit ton of reassurance

Eventually, though he would calm down and get back to his senses 

Franklin-

He would be concerned, but he definitely would be the most calm out of everybody

He knows that freaking out will not be good at all, but he knows that if he acts to cold about the situation, it will just make it worse

He definitely comforts his kid 

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed as much as I did writing this as I said before I am sorry that I haven’t been posting as much as usual as of recently. School has just been very stressful and I have also been very busy with life and stuff 

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!