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mini rant about a levels and sixth form bc what the freak...
GUYS so ok so basically on results day i passed everything (thank God) but my maths was under a 7 so i cant do biology and chem for a levels like how i originally wanted to do bc i wanted to do medicine, so i switched to law and i enrolled to my first choice sixth form w philosophy and ethics, politics and english literature. like fine wtv not my first choice but ok.
THEN today i got an email that basically said that my gpa was 5.44 and i needed a 5.5 to be able to do 3 a levels, which is CRAZY to me bc i got mainly 7s in my gcses
and i was literallt 0.01 off of being able to do 3 a levels...
like are you having a laugh
ZERO. POINT. ZERO. ONE.
but wtv though everything happens for a reason i guess,
so then they said to do 2 a levels and then a b tech and they said in b techs i can do health, sport or enterprise
so now im gonna do philosophy and ethics, english literature and im gonna take health and social care b tech bc luckily a b tech is equivilant to an a level and most unis accept 2 a levels and a b tech like durham's entry requirements are A*AA which if i lock in now i can do
BUT i did all the bio and chem summer hw back when i thought i was taking them, but im not any more so i opened up all the english homeowork... there four tasks. FOUR.
and then i have to present something for philosophy and ethics...
lol anyways im gonna go email them back about the final choices, lowkey highkey scared but its fine its not the end of the world (Jesus pls come back and get me)
currently mourning landos curls💔💔
lol i forgot to say but now that the whole gcse stress is done i just have to shop for school which means i can proper write again guys im so exicted😋😋
mini rant on gcse results🎀🎀
GUYS I PASSED EVERYTHING LETS ACTUALLY GO
i got mainly 7's but i flopped science and maths which were like the only ones i really needed to do biology and chemistry a levels and i cant do them anymore which lowkey sucks but im gonna do politics, english literature and either sociology or philosophy and ethics so i can go into law (once my parents get over my medicine betrayal) which is lowkey better bc medicine is already so horrid to even get into like at least if i do law i would actually like it idk
ALSO THE GUIDANCE COUNCILLOR WAS SO RUDE SHE ALMOST MADE ME CRY AND TWO OF MY FRIENDS ACTUALLY CRIED WHAT THE FREAK
but im gonna miss my friends so much i just hope my parents let me stay in my sixth form so i can do law and be w most of them idk
guys its gcse results day tomorrow and i literally feel like throwing up what the actual freak
pls pray for me everyone🙏🙏
where are the thomas ceccon fics...
iris and isabella dont you dare read any of that😂😂
pls😕🙏
chess and muffins
heyy everybodyyyy
ok so firstly i promise chapter 12 of mastermind is coming pls bear w me; secondly ive been watching the olympics and you guys. literally why does everyone look like models like they're GORGEOUS esp steven nedoroscik and armand duplantis like yummmm
also can we talk about the muffins pls bc they’ve had a chokehold on me for way too long now like pls i need to recipe rn
anyways a friend of mine, @curaheehee , asked for this one and girl i really hope this lived up to what you wanted bc guys i tried my best and i lowkey hate it but i hope it was okay for the ask😭🙏❤️
The chatter of the audience around the stadium hums behind me, accompanied by multiple news reporters and retired athletes, everyone giving their opinions on the past events today.
Simone, Suni and I are standing around the sidelines, chatting away trying not to “psyc ourselves out” as we wait for the officials to finish prepping the equipment before we can compete.
“I really wanna try one of those muffins Henrik keeps posting about, they look so delectable” I say, imagining the muffins I’ve seen everywhere but still havent had the chance to try.
“No you really need to, they’re soo good” Simone adds as Suni nods along,
“How long do you guys think they’re going to take? Like its already been almost an hour, I’m getting so bored” Suni says impatiently as we look around and still see the officials fiddling around with the equipment.
“Who knows, the french overcomplicate everything” I say, making the girls laugh as we look around for anything else interesting to keep ourselves entertained during the wait.
Simone spots a rubiks cube under a chair and picks it up saying excitedly, “Hey Y/n didn’t you say you could solve one of these things?”I smile, taking the cube from her excitedly, “I don’t know honestly I think the last one I solved was like two years ago.”
“Try it, I’ll time you” Suni says getting her phone out as Simone reshuffles the cube.
“Three, two, one, Go!”
I shuffle the cube around as quick as I can and finish in 7 seconds, yelling out along with the girls as everyone around us looks at us strangely as we jump up and down out of excitement.
“Okay, on the plane back home you have to teach me how to do that” Simone says.
“Me too!” Suni adds.
I open my mouth to respond but before I can, I feel someone tapping me gently on my shoulder and I turn around to see who it is.
“Hi,”
Steven Nedoroscik.
Of course.
I had seen him earlier this week in the mens pommel horse event and I couldn’t stop giggling over him during and after the event when Simone and Suni kept showing me edits of him.
I try to keep my cool as he speaks, “I think I dropped my rubiks cube somewhere here earlier, have you seen it?”
“Oh! Yes of course,” I’m broken out my trance as he finishes asking his question and I turn around to take the cube back from Suni as she hands it to me with a smirk as Simone tries to repress her giggles, seeing me so flustered.
“Thanks,” He says with a smile looking down at the solved cube, “Who solved this?”
“Oh I did, sorry I didn’t know it was yours.” I say, slightly embarrassed.
“Don’t worry about it, how long did it take you?” he says, making me feel a lot better.
“Seven seconds” I say proudly as he raises his eyebrows in surprise,
“No way! The fastest I’ve solved one in is eight seconds” he remarks, making me laugh.
“Hey how long do they take to set these things up?” I ask putting a hand on my hip and the other pointing to the stage.
“Don’t even get me started, I had a whole nap in my event”
I laugh along with him, “I might just have to start doing that too, but I’m not competing for another week after today so I’ll probaby just spend the rest of the week hunting down the chocolate muffins and playing chess.”
With this Stevens eyes lit up, “You play chess too?” he said exictedly
“A little bit, not like competitively but my dad taught me when I was younger” I say, smiling at his interest.
He goes to reply but is cut off with a thick french accent over the speakers announcing,
“Everyone who is not a gymnast or a coach, please exit the area; the event will begin shortly.”
Before he leaves, Steve asks, “Hey if you’re not doing anything tomorrow morning, would you want to meet up at the dining hall and play a round?”
I’m stunned at first but quickly recover once I hear another announcement over the speakers, louder this time.
“Yes. I’d love that” I say, smiling broadly as he lets out a held breath and nods before leaving, almost tripping over a chair behind him making me laugh.
timeskip
I scan the trays of pastries in the breakfast section in search of the chocolate muffins before giving up when I couldn’t find any and taking a pain au chocolat and water instead and making my way to where Steve was carefully placing chess pieces on the board.
“Good morning,” I say, taking a seat in front of him causing him to look up and smile,
“Good morning,” he says, pushing his glasses up slightly, “I saved you a chocolate muffin they were about to run out”
He hands me a chocolate muffin, still warm, “Oh my gosh stop, I was so heartbroken like two minutes ago I thought Henrick took them all, thank you so much” I laugh, blushing slightly.
“Of course! Shall we start?” he laughs, blushing and motioning to the board.
“No hold on,” I say after a bite of the muffin, “What does the winner get?”
“Hmm…” he thinks, “How about if you win, I get you muffins every morning for a week,”
“Mhm okay I like where this is going”
“And if I win, you go on a real date with me” he looks up nervously through his glasses catching me off guard with wide eyes.
It takes me a minute but I respond, “Okay”
I’ve never tried harder to lose.
again like i lowkey hated it uughh but guys please feel free to send in any requests about anyone bc im rotting away until september 6th and ive got literally nothing to do❤️❤️
guys i’m gonna post the steven nedoroscik fic as soon as i wash the dishes trust🙏🏽🙏🏽
me trying to pick who i’m killing off in the next chapter❤️❤️
⚠️⚠️guys i changed my name but it’s still only-angel-28😘👍
my friends currently stalking my account (im so scared) but this edits been stuck in my head for the past three days like he’s so
YOU. GUYS.
OHHHH SWEET JESUS, MARY AND TJE CAMEL OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS.
WHEN I TELL YOU I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE.
WE FIANLLY GOT A LORENZO AND DREW EDIT UUGGGHHHH. 😍😍😍😍🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀
i could succumb to tears right now i am so overfilled with joy at this moment i can’t even being to describe it
i havent yapped about lorenzo zurzolo in so long this is a new record
this song, esp these verses are so theodore nott and draco malfoy
pls 🙏🏽🙏🏽
REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.
Are you a shifter?
i’m not actually, my friend and i tried to shift like 3/4 years ago and it didn’t work the first time so we just gave up LOLL
id love to actually do it sometime though it sounds amazing but i genuinly have no idea how to🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
theodore nott headcanons part two!!
is it headcannons or headcanons?? anyways i hope you guys like this one, ideas for a new fic are in plan...
masterlist
theodore nott masterlist
patriotically italian, esp now that its the euros this man is 10000% against anything english and his friends are still mad at him for last euros (same)
loves to go shopping with you, he’ll hold stuff for you, he’ll buy stuff for you, he’ll ask people questions for you, literally anything
dog person, hates cats
imagine doing that one trend with theo where your lipstick is smudged and you tilt the phone to him and he’s got lipstick kisses allll over
keeps a polaroid of you two in his phone case
has to hold hands all the time
definitely sappy drunk, most times he’ll talk about your future wedding and sometimes he wont recognise that it’s you and won’t let you touch him thinking it’s some random girl
loves watching you get ready
will take your makeup off for you after a long day/night
doesn’t text basically anyone apart from his friendship group and you, and is always that one person in group chats that never texts back to anything
uses "👍" like a dad
buys things for you if you mention them once e.g. if you say one day that you love blueberries, he'll show up with five boxes of them the next day
has all his family recipes in a box and doesn’t let anyone not even you see them, your favourite: his grandads tiramisu
sees mattheo breaking spaghetti, proceeds to try and break his legs
always has ink on his hands
you guys are not like those couples at theme parks who are basically doing it in a “family friendly” environment, you hold hands and kiss sometimes but nothing more
old moneyyy
knows how to ride horses for some reason
walked in your and pansys dorm once without knocking when you two were doing the jojo siwa karma dance, was traumatised, left silently, never spoke of it again and never came into the dorm without knocking
loves photography, hes always taking candid photos of you and random things he sees
the majority of his camera roll is you, old photos of his mother that hes been trying to recover from the Nott achives, and just random things he sees that he finds nice, from a painting in a museum to shattered glass in the sunlight on the street
loves taking in italian with lorenzo when he knows you don’t understand things, loves to see you get frustrated
if you speak a language other than english with your parents and you’re on the phone with them and he hears the one or two words he knows, he’ll get all happy and smiley and keep repeating that word/phrase, same with you when theo speaks italian (if youre not already an italian speaker)
super tall, touches the border of doorways when he walks by them, is called slender man on a daily basis as a result
resting bitch face
lorelai gilmore type comebacks
prideful, knows the status his family holds
fuck around and find out kind of guy
he’s got that built in dad feature of being able to fix absolutely anything from a shelf to the stove
princess treatment both ways
makes sure to wear a freshly washed shirt for a few hours so when you wear it, they smell like him
serves you first in the great hall
loves coming home with you and your family on holidays
does that thing of keeping a flower from a bouquet he gives you so he knows when to get you more
scorpio
if you are an air sign: that one lyric from chemtrails over the country club, "youre in the wind, im in the water" is so you two bc hes a water sign
kendrick supporter
academically smart, womanly stupid
would ask you to teach him how to make daisy chains and get frustrated when all his would break
he and blaise are the appointed spider catchers for you, mattheo, lorenzo, pansy and draco
cursive handwriting
favourite colour is deep blue
When have you finished your Theo not headcannon 2🙏 I don’t find other headcannon on him😭
GUYSSSS I PROMISE IVE WRITTEN IT ALL I JUST NEED TO LIKE FIX THE FORMAT I WAS OUT ALL DAY TODAY SO I DIDNT GET ROUND TO IT BUT I’LL HAVE IT OUT BY LATEST 3PM BST🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️
This is a raw footage of me working for you guys
UR JOKING YOU LOT ACTUALLY LIKED THIS I WROTE THIS ALL AT 1AM AHAHAHAHA
also pls give me requests (demands at this point ill take anything) i genuinly have no idea what to write xx
theodore nott headcanons
salvatore by lana del rey as a person
"please please please" sabrina carpenter music video 2:00-2:10
obv the quiet one of the group, smartest too
10000% sleeper build
contrary to popular belief, listens to travis scott
very well spoken and well read
stares blatantly
in the corners at parties or just not there
super funny when he does talk
dates to marry, he knows what his mother wouldve wanted for him
would never let you go to sleep mad at him
deep sleeper
keeps his hair a bit long bc he likes it when you run your fingers through it
when he speaks italian his accent is STRONG strong but when he speaks english its just english (not in a posh way but not in a roadman way either, just in the middle)
will smoke almost anything at any time
tries to quit smoking bc he thinks it bothers you but then he sees you smoking with mattheo so you two sneak out to have smoke sessions every other night from then on
doesnt really care about blood statuses and is fascinated with muggle life
became friends with hermione through you and asks her loads of questions about muggles
has bad anxiety
doesnt want to be anything like his father
would be on the quidditch team but needs draco to drag him out of bed every morning for practice
winks a lot at you like from the breakfast tables, classes, quidditch stadium, library literally everywhere
would have mattheo, lorenzo, draco and blaise as his best men at your wedding
would defo cry when youre walking down the aisle
bffs with your mum bc she reminds him of his own, they both def gossip about you in the kitchen
christian but not lukewarm
sweaters
loves jumpscaring you and pansy, would hide anywhere and everywhere just to scare you both
matching jewellery
fit checks when you go out
fights quiet
swears a lot, you scold him
doesnt sleep around despite rumors
isnt one to kiss and tell
gets you concert tickets
your song is anything from the cigarettes after sex discography
likes one direction songs bc theyre catchy
dimples
gucci and louis vuitton for himself, chanel and vivienne westwood for you
dad jokes, when youve lost something like your keys and ask him where they are he pretends to be worried for you and says "keys? but keys died 10 years ago y/n..."