Your Honor I Love Them

Your honor I love them

My stupid sons…..

Hey kid

Wanna see a fruity god emperor?

No? Too bad.

He’s essentially this big bundle of hcs + a mini au I’ve been making (basically emps comes back and Girlyman gotta show his dad around the empire)

Emp: why aren’t these inquisitors looking me in the eyes? Robby: you’re 13 feet tall and your tits out. And you’ve been ‘dead’ for a millennia and a god.

He’s learning so much about the new world he hasn’t really gotten to interact with one to one

Emps: Goodness! What a stunning little society! So advanced for such a short time! Not even psykers yet! How amazing! Emps: surly you are aiding its growth and taking advantage of trade!

Commissar: we uh hate them- because they’re uh- different? Emps: why am I not shocked?

As an extra little treat + from a convo I had with some moots, he gets alien space pigs as new sons pets now

“Yeah he’s an indoor marine but we like to try and take him out for a bit, ya know? After all he loves his little enclosed patio at home and really since we’ve gotten the carrier he’s seemed so much happier with it. We’re just glad to let him be outdoors and have this stimulation.”

( tags from @qcontinuumumum )

The things imperial history books just won’t tell ya man. Wild!

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Somebody started putting minis together 👀👀👀 I wonder who—-

Just a guardsman and his two insane commissars

(Two lighter grey figures are Etsy finds to fill the yarrick sized hole in my heart, middle fella is apart of the cadian command squad 🥰)

Sometimes ya gotta make your pookie bear sad bc ur sad