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i love Hadrian Blackwater. i wish men were real
there's a lot of discussion about book boyfriends on social media and despite working in libraries for 3.5 years, I've kept my mouth shut. But I think it's finally time to break my silence:
the best book boyfriend is Hadrian Blackwater from the Riyria Revelations by Michael J Sullivan and I will die on this hill
Hadrista fic!!

Sooo anybody here read the Riyria Revelations series? I swear these books deserve to be more popular ^_^ Just let me tell you that this here Hadrian is the goodest, purest humble boi ive ever read about and id die for him :')
Riyria Revelations dashboard simulator

⚔️ haddy_blackwater
These trees are fascinating! I think I know what kind that one is too! Can’t wait to tell Royce about the time I fell out of one!
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shut. up.
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does anyone know how I can get my secret letters to my lover back. they got stolen and they're gonna be used as blackmail :/
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sent u a message
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🌹 gwentheseer
Just put a fresh coat of paint on the Rose and Thorn :D
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Looks lovely as always Gwen!!!
🌹 gwentheseer
Thank you Royce❤️
⚔️ haddy-blackwater
Beautiful Gwen! Hey does anyone wanna see the sword hilt I just rebound?
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no one cares.
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👸🏽not-a-witch
Haha I love my hairbrush so much and I’m definitely not emotionally attached to it at allll
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I’ve never met a women. They seem kinda scary. Horses too.
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I HAVE A SISTER???!!!!!
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⚔️haddy_blackwater
Just got us another job! Royce isn’t thrilled but it’ll be nice to help someone out!
⚔️haddy_blackwater
Oops my bad Royce
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i hate you so much
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KING AMRATH JUST GOT ASSASSINATED??
💋 ur-local-beauty-maiden
OMG that's so sad. but why are the assassins sooo hot. like do they really have to die?
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This is SO problematic I can’t believe I’m seeing this. Watch your words you digesting wretch our king is literally dead
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lmao “digesting”
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⚔️haddy_blackwater
killed another man today, my father would be so ashamed
⚔️haddy_blackwater
at least i have alcohol and my best friend
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ur pathetic
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Can’t believe I’m getting kidnapped, this did ridiculous I’m the prince!!!
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no one cares.
👸🏽not-a-witch
i care. Sorry I got you kidnapped Alric
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Apology not accepted.
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👸🏽not-a-witch
Just to be clear saying ive never saddled my own horse before because I’m a woman is frankly very sexist
⚔️haddy-blackwater
I said that cuz ur a princess and u literally haven’t
👸🏽not-a-witch
Irrelevant.
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Don’t forget to praise Novron today and pay your tithes
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Don’t forget to praise Novron today and pay your tithes
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Don’t forget to praise Novron today and pay your tithes
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⚔️ haddy_blackwater
someone tried to stab me earlier. ugh
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who. im gonna rip out their heart.
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i genuinly hate that stupid princess arista. shes so stinking opinioated and annoying to be around. friking know it all
⚔️ haddy-blackwater
i'll literally kill you
👸🏽not-a-witch
Awwww thanks Hadrian. Do you wanna makeout in the library now?
⚔️ haddy-blackwater
of course!!!!! meet u in 5
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what just happened
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idk but im happy for them.
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listen my blog may not be the most original or great but i will find every dang riyria post on tumblr and like/reblog it
Here’s Riyria Revelations as funny textposts I found on Pinterest
Hadrian

Royce

Arista

Myron

Gwen

Modina

The Pickerings(and Hadrian)

Hadrian and Royce

Arista and Hadrian

I’d like everyone to meet the Only person using letterboxd correctly: #1 Cyrano Stan

As far as I can tell, they have liked every single positive review written for the movie. And every few days they writes a new review of their own, sometimes with little updates about their own life:




and this is the one brief foray into watching something other than Cyrano


(it did not go well)
I may have found the only person on the internet who is a bigger Cyrano fan than I am And honestly? I’m glad he’s spreading the word.
Man I love me a good musical about a Frenchman who's ostracized because of his physical appearance.




The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Phantom of the Opera and Beauty and the Beast all speak to one of humankind most consistent questions;
can French men be loved?
Thorn: Oh, and by the way, I love you.
Me:

NOOOOOO I WAS SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP ON THE FLOOR WHEN I READ THAT OH MY GOOOOD NOT A SINGLE BOOK I HAVE READ CAN SURPASS THE AMOUNT OF EMOTION I FELT WHEN I READ THAT