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1 year ago

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

1 year ago

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

1 year ago

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

VERY IMPORTANT A Dam In The Netherlands, The Weerdsluis Lock, Is Directly On A Migratory Path For Spawning

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

1 year ago

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

Reblog To Open A Rail Line From Your Blog To The Person You Reblogged This From
1 year ago

Bruce saves people because a long time ago on the worst night of his life, no one was there to save him. Cassandra stops killers because a long time ago on the worst night of her life, no one was there to stop her.

1 year ago

the vast

1 year ago
She's Getting Cooked On Twitter But She's Entirely Correct

She's getting cooked on twitter but she's entirely correct

1 year ago

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

1 year ago
Im Glad Ppl On Tiktok Are Doing Ok

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

1 year ago
Dont Support Industries That Are Driving Animals To Extinction Thank You!

dont support industries that are driving animals to extinction thank you!

1 year ago
Lil Comic Bout Choppers Nose Bc I Rewatched Drum Island Arc
Lil Comic Bout Choppers Nose Bc I Rewatched Drum Island Arc
Lil Comic Bout Choppers Nose Bc I Rewatched Drum Island Arc
Lil Comic Bout Choppers Nose Bc I Rewatched Drum Island Arc
Lil Comic Bout Choppers Nose Bc I Rewatched Drum Island Arc

lil comic bout choppers nose bc I rewatched drum island arc

1 year ago

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Please reblog this post, so it will get more votes!

1 year ago

now you too can be nostalgic for a game that doesn’t exist

1 year ago

admittedly my understanding of las vegas may be a bit distorted by only seeing it in movies and also when people complain about it online, but it seems that it's some kind of city-sized torture device where the spectre of advertising is ritualistically summoned into an orb in the middle of a very hot desert and then it attacks everyone living there all of the time while they gamble to keep their mind off it

1 year ago

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

1 year ago
Theres A Lot You Can Learn About It, Trust Me
Theres A Lot You Can Learn About It, Trust Me
Theres A Lot You Can Learn About It, Trust Me
Theres A Lot You Can Learn About It, Trust Me

There’s a lot you can learn about it, trust me

1 year ago

A strange alien doctor stands near the unconscious body of Padme Amidala. “It appears she has lost the will to live.” A older man with a limp hobbles closer with the aid of a cane. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” says Dr. Gregory House.

1 year ago
Look, I Know Lore-wise That Alastor Is Aro-ace.... But The "I'm Fucking Your Wife" Energy He Gives Lucifer

Look, I know lore-wise that Alastor is aro-ace.... but the "I'm fucking your wife" energy he gives Lucifer in this episode is STRONG.

1 year ago

logan: my pa…he got one of them old world viruses the builder about to get -50 points with Logan and +150 with Andy: oh man, sounds like he got ligma

1 year ago
Another Character Added To My "was Meant For Building/making Things But Instead Got Thrust Into The Horrors"

Another character added to my "was meant for building/making things but instead got thrust into the horrors" list

1 year ago
You Can Hear This Bread. One Second I'll Show You. Please Listen To My Bread

You can hear this bread. One second I'll show you. Please listen to my bread

This is a loaf of asiago chunk sourdough. Inside there are chunks of asiago. The dough was mixed with mashed garlic as well. The sound in the video is the cheese bubbling in the interior, echoing in the air pockets of the loaf. I'm going to eat the shit out of this for breakfast tomorrow.

This is the world's easiest sourdough loaf too, with only 6 hours total rising/proofing time!

Ingredients:

455g white bread flour

1 tsp sea salt

285g warm water

100g active, bubbly starter

120g Asiago cheese

(optional) crushed garlic to taste (I use about 2 cloves worth and it's a lot)

Asiago chunk sourdough bread

Cut asiago into smallish chunks

Combine flour and salt in one bowl

Combine starter and water in another bowl, stir until starter is dissolved.

Mix flour into the wet mixture until a dough begins to form. Knead on a well-floured surface until dough is smooth.

Mix in cheese (and garlic) until well incorporated

Dust rising bowl (solid! Not a basket!) with flour. Let dough rise 1 hour in warm spot, covered with plastic wrap

Fold over around the edges, place back in bowl seal-side down for 1 more hour

Repeat folding over around the edges, place back in bowl seal-side down for 1 more hour (3 total rising hours to here)

Shape dough into round if not, and place into proofing basket for 3 hours. Toward the end of this, preheat oven to 450F, with the cast iron pot so it's HOT when you add the dough.

Dump your dough onto your kneading board, fold over around the edges one more time, slice the top DEEPLY.

Bake 30 minutes seam-side down in covered cast iron pot at 450F. Remove lid, bake for another 30-40 minutes with lid off. (Cook time may vary on location and oven... MY OVEN takes this long. I just baked a loaf at a friend's that baked WAY differently, it was done in about 40 minutes total)

Remove and let cool completely before slicing. You can freeze it but slice it first.

1 year ago

Sonadow in a nutshell is like

Shadow???? Why are you helping sonic? aren't you enemies?

Shadow: yeah he's MY arch nemesis if anyone's gonna kill him it has to be me who the hell are you to think you can lay hands on my enemy he's the perfect opponent for the ultimate life form

What about you sonic?

Sonic: I have the hots for him tbh

1 year ago
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