100% Convinced That The World Of Honkai Impact 3rd Treats Welt Like A Celebrity. Like, Yeah, Saved The
100% convinced that the world of Honkai Impact 3rd treats Welt like a celebrity. Like, yeah, saved the world, has statues of him in Washington DC, all that jazz, but more importantly:
The anime stans are losing it over him because they're watching the anime he wrote and produced and then they see him and he looks like an anime character
The gays are adoring him because he's one of us and by god if one of us saved the world you better believe we'd lose our shit
Straight women are going feral over him because HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE MUSCLES? THAT MAN COULD CRUSH YOU AND ME WITH HIS THIGHS AND NOT BREAK A SWEAT
He's getting the Harry Styles treatment because of that one video. You know the video. The one with the pretty dresses? Homeboy SLAYED. You just gotta know the fans went WILD over that.
The MILFs are just loving him because you know what? MILFs shouldn't just be hit on by younger guys. They deserve a man who ages like fine wine and can probably throw a table at the assholes who harass them.
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You are so right and you need to make more (not forcing)
I've had a headcanon for a while that ADA is able to roam around Lab 42 but she just doesn't really do it often. Whenever she does though she shows up in the strangest places possible.
Like she'll show up in Tesla and Einsteins lab randomly and scare them half to death. Or Tesla will go downstairs at two in the morning only to scream in fear because ADAs staring at her from a dark corner in the room and she thinks someone broke in. (Her eyes hadn't adjusted to the darkness and seeing a glowing thing in the corner staring her down terrified her.)
To everyone saying that technically Tolkien never said male elves have long hair.
Glorfindel did not get pulled into the abyss by his long blond hair for you to dismiss his hairstyle!
Celeborn doesn't translate to 'silver tree' because he had a buzz cut!
Finrod's golden locks aren't mentioned multiple times for no reason!
MAJOR Cannibalism TW
The journey across the Helcaraxe took far longer than the elves expected it to. They had nowhere near enough food, and even the elves need to eat. So they did what they had to do.
Fingolfin did what he had to do because he was stubborn.
Fingon does what he must because he has to survive long enough to see Maedhros again.
Turgon does what he must because he will not let his daughter be orphaned.
Galadriel does what she must because she still needs to punch Feanor in the face.
Argon and Elenwe did not live long enough to need another food source.
Glorfindel, half frozen to death himself from repeatedly diving into the frigid waters to rescue others, didn't even have the capacity to choose whether or not to take the actions he took until they had already begun, and once you start, you don't stop until there's a better option.
When it is finished, they will never speak of it again.
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Feanor's army is left without food a great many times.
Before the sun's first rise and set, the Feanorians have created a way to determine who lives and dies in times of starvation, and they too refuse to speak of what happened to their dead.
They refuse because Maedhros, for all his protest of killing other elves, was the first to slit the throat of the elf chosen to die.
They refuse because not even Maglor can bring himself to sing of this, and Maglor could sing of his own family dying.
They refuse because Caranthir, for all his brutality and cruelty, believes that they are wrong.
But most importantly, they refuse because the first elf they ate was Amrod.
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The second most important time the Feanorian army is left starving is in F.A 548. This is the event with the most guilt around it.
Survivor's guilt from Elrond, because for all intents and purposes, the stolen twins should have been the first to die.
Inequality guilt from Elros and Erestor, because they knew that they weren't going to be harmed and they did not step in to suggest something better.
Existential guilt from Maglor, because he cannot bring himself to think that this is their fault.
And the overwhelming, self-loathing guilt of Maedhros, because at the end of the long, bloody day, he knows he should have done something to stop this. To make sure two sixteen year old half-elves didn't have to choose between starving and sinning. To make sure his brother didn't have to make that decision for them. He should have done anything.
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By the late Third Age, the few elves who know all of what happened are together in a city. Odd behaviors surround them like shrouds, concealing a much darker past. The people of Imladris have learned not to try to pull back these shrouds.
They don't ask questions when the mere sight of a red drink forces Erestor to hide in his chambers and cry.
They don't ask questions when the mere sight of meat has a good chance of making sure Glorfindel won't be able to keep anything down for days.
They don't ask questions when a particular word or phrase has Elrond refusing any food altogether for days.
They don't question, because they don't want the answer. They don't want to know what can break a man like Erestor, who acts like a glacier made of intelligence. They don't want to know what makes a Balrog slayer feel sick. They don't want to know what manages to drive a perfect person like their lord to the brink of complete collapse.
That's a risk I'm willing to take.
What's the mortality rate of being Tamlin's love interest?
100% as far as I know.
I just wanna remind y'all real quick that it is only the post-War of Wrath half elves who got to choose mortality/immortality. The only (known) half elves at this time were Earendil, who became a star and possibly a Maia immediately after, Elwing, who would rather abandon her children to die than die herself, and Elrond and Elros.
There was no precedent for the choice. Of course they didn't have time to think it through and consult one another, Elwing and Earendil were completely separate from their children, who were separate from one another.
This also means that no other Half Elf would get the choice. Dior, Elured, Elurin and the potential children of Haleth and Caranthir (you can't tell me they weren't a thing) all did not choose. The grandchildren of Elros did not choose. No one but those four, and later Arwen, Elladan and Elrohir, Vardamir, Nolimon, Manwendil, Atanalcar and Tindomiel got the choice, and we don't even know if the last five actually did or were simply counted as mortal because of their father.