Evelyn Bright, To David Blindman: *Points To Plate* Isnt That Your Third Plate?

Evelyn Bright, to David Blindman: *Points to plate* Isn’t that your third plate?

Jack Bright, choosing violence: *Points to Prometheus* Isn’t that your third husband?

DOES HE NEED ME TO K1LL SOMEONE? IS HE OKAY? ARCHMAGE CAN YOU HEAR ME? ARCHMAGE PLEASE NONE OF US HAVE A STABLE FATHER FIGURE, YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE-

Khadgars coming back and he’s depressed now who the fuck do I have to fight to make him happier

I was just informed Llane Wrynn and Howard Stark have the same actor. This makes Medivh also Bucky Barnes, Lothar becomes Steve Rodgers (That checks out)...

Additionally, this makes Turalyon become John Walker, which is a bad look. Khadgar is Peggy, and Danath Trollbane is Sam Wilson.

c!JSchlatt and Dr. Iceberg are the same man in different fonts.

A mildly su1c1dal alc0h0lic a$$hole. Ice is in Lobster, Schlatt is in Pacifico.

Isn't this more of a threat to Seven?

Eleven, if you come in here, I will kick you in the teeth.

He said he was 2 in dragon years, but he was also 2 in human years. I think he lied.

Dear Blizzard, please take Kalecgos out of Jaina's story.

No, I'm not saying SHE deserves better, I am a PROUD Jaina hater, I'm saying that you should REPLACE HER WITH KHADGAR IN KALEC'S STORY. This is bisexual Kalecgos and homosexual Khadgar erasure.

For spice, make it so neither of them has any idea that they're dating until someone (preferably Modera or maybe Rommath) points it out to them.

Modera does it in an attempt to be their mother. Rommath does it because 'These gay Kirin Tor archmagi are f*cking idiots and watching them be in denial is causing me physical pain. Literally.' (He actually does it because he's now kinda maybe allies with Kalec because of the whole Sunwell/Aveena thing)