Crack Theory, Mikhail = Sapphire

Crack theory, Mikhail = Sapphire

You'll have a sandwich

By Rémich

Silm fandom folks, why isn't anyone talking about the idea that in the first drafts of "beren and luthien" beren was the son of celegorm? I looked for this quote from the book in English to see if I wasn't crazy

"That know I," said she, "and I am not here for the love of wayfaring, but I seek only Beren.' "What knowest thou then," said Huan, "of Beren-or indeed meanest thou Beren son of the huntsman of the Elves, Egnor bo-Rimion, a friend of mine since very ancient days?"

I know that in the version we know he was replaced by Barahir and I respect that, but there is only one elf hunter who is an old friend of Huan that comes to mind, I know that perhaps it wasn't Tolkien's intention that in the final story Beren is not even an elf, but the image of Celegorm being Beren's father is very funny.

Ps: It can certainly be combined with that theory that has been going around the fandom that Cele was the finrod all along 😂😂😂😂

You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but rather, since it doesn’t want to scare the protagonists, it takes the form of something we find familiar and pleasing and is like, “I look like your dad or whatever–is this form okay?” Like I think about that trope a lot and I think like, what if the alien couldn’t pick out a form via telepathy and only had earth media to try and decide what form would scare its human guests least and be accepted almost immediately and honestly the more I think about it the more options for what form that might be are just really fun to me.

“I have chosen the form of your earth playwright and composer Lin-Manuel Miranda–do not be afraid. I come in peace.”

“Greetings. I am Glofnorbo of the cloud you call the ‘Pegasus Nebula.’ I have scanned your earth media from afar and empirically decided that you would find the form of the one known as Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson most pleasing. I have come to confer with your leaders.” 

“Do not be panic. I come in peace. I have assumed the form of your insectoid demigoddess ‘Hatsune Miku’ so that we may communicate peacefully without my true form horrifying you.” 

Misha, petting the Something Unto Death Meme: [baby-talk] Who's a good boy? Who is a good boy?

Sleepie: [growling in contentment]

Firefly, who just woke up after being stabbed: ....how in the fuck?