lesbianhouseplant - Ivy La Femme Fatale
Ivy La Femme Fatale

Howdy, I’m a transbian from Missouri who does music. No, I don’t look like my avatar, which I did tho. Oh, also, I’m a minor. Stay around for any dumb stuff I might post or reblog, from witchcraft to music to cryptids, i have no preference here (except my preference for women cuz pretty :3) Oh also my DNI list is: terfs, homophobes, transphobes, racists, sexists, anyone who refers to afab people as “females” or “femoids”, incels, and anyone who considers them selves (redpilled)

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Omg, It Is Double Entendre

Omg, it is double entendre

Indeed it is


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1 year ago

Explain-

Thinly sliced provolone is my villain origin story

1 year ago

AHHH I LOVE THIS TRANS FEM DIPPER MY BELOVED

My First Offering To The Gravity Falls Fandom. Transfem Dipper. Also Pacifica. I Love Pacifica.

My first offering to the gravity falls fandom. Transfem dipper. Also pacifica. I love pacifica.


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1 year ago

WAIT NOT ARRESTED I MEANT SUED IM TIRED I APOLOGIZE FOR SPREADING MISINFO

After Rowling was arrested: ah finally, some PEACE AND GOD DAMN QUIET

1 year ago

Dear Friends,

I write to you with tears in my eyes and a heavy heart. After 188 days of displacement, constant fear, and struggling to survive, we managed to escape with our lives and reach Egypt. But the pain didn’t stop there. Just yesterday, we lost my children's grandfather 💔, not due to direct war, but because of malnutrition and the lack of basic life necessities. We couldn’t save him, just as we couldn’t save our home or our dreams.

The rest of my family is still trapped in the war, suffering the same harsh conditions that led to the passing of my children's grandfather. We are here trying to build a new life, but we have lost everything. We lost our home, and my children were deprived of their schools and universities. Even my eldest son, who worked so hard to build his future, lost his job and saw his dreams shattered.😔

We are now in desperate need of your help. We seek to secure a safe home that will provide us and our children with basic needs. Life in Egypt is extremely difficult, and prices are soaring beyond our reach. All we ask for is a chance to rebuild our lives and secure a better future for our children.🙏🏼

From the depths of my heart, I ask you to stand by us in these difficult times. Your support means hope and life to us.🙌🏼🇵🇸

https://gofund.me/59e9578a

I am so so sorry to hear about your situation, I truly am. May your father rest in peace, I am sure he was a great man. While I can’t afford to donate right now, I truly hope you get all the donations you need, and may your family live long good lives.

1 year ago

Ah, I’ve had that happen with dierbergs American white cheese. It is hell, may your cheese rest in peace

Thinly sliced provolone is my villain origin story