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An unfortunate third friendly reminder that substitutes at the School for Good and Evil are not entitled to unapproved architectural renovations! Please and thank you in advance. No one is above the rules.

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*SCHOOL FOR EVIL AND GOOD. Duckling cheat with fat cat cowards. Duckling rot in Hell.

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@avant-garde-arbiter-of-virtue Back from my hiatus. What did I miss? Who's "duckling"?

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Time sensitive question: Tips for maritime survival? When there are deep-sea vampires after you???? Please

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A call to arms to cancel @stymphalian-master. Enlist today.

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...what did I do?

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...what did I do?

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WIP manuscript done. Preorder the latest tale now!

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Insane thought about dismemberment incoming—

"Removing the pinion joint of a bird stops the growth of the primary feathers, preventing the acceleration required for flight and is analogous to amputating a human hand at the wrist" (Source).

If Rafal's hands were cut off, would he be able to fly? Or rather, would he be able to balance properly whilst in flight? I know his flight relies on magic, but logistically, this could be interesting...

characters who dig themselves out of their graves (whether literal or metaphorical) are at the top of the list. nothing beats a character who should have died but didn't and comes back to haunt their own life and the world around them, benevolent or violent it doesn't matter, it's enthralling either way

Steps towards you wetly

Look, I know this is practically the antithesis of Rafal's character (with his whole "pirates are pests and subpar villain material" ideas and pirates being the opposite of his "orderly civilization" line of thought) but...

If I haven't convinced anyone based on premise alone, here's a drafted excerpt for the heck of it:

The iron stench of blood clung thick in the air, clung to Rafal’s new garments.

Craning his neck upwards at the barque, Rhian could’ve sworn his brother’s clothes smelt of blood, but he couldn’t see a trace of blood on him. Just, streaks of—blue—a strange, deep, sapphire blue on his clothes, tinging the edges of his hair, a spray of an inky substance speckling his jawline and the side of his face, and smears of blue on the… Night Crawlers assembled behind him.

And by the Storian’s grace, were those real Night Crawlers? He’d never seen them outside of storybooks. It was like Rafal had dredged himself out of a storybook, out of the deep undersea, like a myth among myths.

Rhian would have concluded it was blood, but it couldn’t be, could it?

Thoughts?