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doctor told me the only thing that will cure my depression is if you show me your boobs

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If it hasn't been completely obvious I am HEAD OVER HEELS for Zelda Spellman. I don't know what it is about bitchy mean women that I get so attached. Maybe it's mommy issues maybe it's just issues BUT I am I love- she has her own album in my phone so I can alternate through the pictures when I'm sad or just not having a good day and they make me smile like a mega dork. I have no shame

LIKE JUST LOOK AT HER A A A A A A A A A A A A A she has a special place in my heart, and brain. (Love how my phone corrects brain to Brian - who the fuck is brian-)

she definitely dresses up as mrs. claus i just know

CHRISTMAS WITH LARISSA WEEMS HEADCANONS

idk if anyone’s already done this or not but this woman has me in such a chokehold ok

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OK SO

I feel like she would be super into Christmas on so many different levels

She would have a Nevermore holiday party with Secret Santa and it would be the only Nevermore event she would actually enjoy hosting

She would buy you so many presents because she’s a rich milf and she can

I have a feeling she’s one of those people that surfs Amazon looking for something in particular but then she gets sidetracked and ends up with like ten different types of bread cook books in her cart that she’ll probably never read

So you would probably get a lot of random presents that have no relation to you but one thing led to another and she just HAD to get you that book about the ancient history of banana bread

But it’s cute so you don’t mind

I have a feeling Larissa would also be extremely sentimental so along with your banana bread recipes you would get lockets with her initials and some diamonds and some gifts that connect to inside jokes

and some.. spicy shit

but we won’t get into that today ;)

And also Larissa would buy the outfit you would wear to the Nevermore holiday party,, whether it’s something you pick out or something she came across that she thought you would like

She would make you watch all the classic Christmas movies

Christmas with Larissa is so wholesome <3