Nejire: *gives Tamaki A Bunch Of Flowers*

Nejire: *gives Tamaki a bunch of flowers*

Tamaki: *running at mirio with the flowers*

Mirio: *???*

Tamaki: *shoving the flowers at mirio*

Tamaki: i like your face bye

Tamaki: *runs back to Nejire*

Mirio: …is that your way of saying you like me

Mirio, activating his quirk: get back here you ball of purity

Mirio: can you do that thing?

Tamaki: what?

Mirio: you know, that thing that always makes me happy

Tamaki: oh

Tamaki: *smiles*

Mirio: thank you i will remember this forever

Bakugo, rubbing his temples: someone get me a damn cig. it’s irresponsible but I don’t care.

Kirishima: but bakubro we dont smoke Aizawa would kill us

Bakugo: shut tf up we both know I wouldn’t ask for it if I didn’t need it, plus one in five people smoke.

Bakugo: *pointing at sero* 1, *pointing at mina* 2, *pointing at kaminari* 3, *pointing at kirishima* 4, *pointing at himself* 5.

Bakugo: now I’m gonna close my eyes, and count to five, and by the end of that fucking time there better be a damn cig in my hand.

Kaminari: *practically tripping over himself to get a cig*

Bakugo: great now… light?

The whole Bakusquad, pulling out their own cigs and lighters:

Aizawa, barging in to tell them that Aoyama was the traitor:

random guy: hey sweetheart, lookin good. midoriya: random guy: i said hey sweetheart, lookin good. cat got your tongue? midoriya: oh sorry, i was just admiring your skin. random guy: oh...well thank yo- midoriya: i bet your skin would make a really nice coat. random guy: w-what the fuck- midoriya: how bout it, baby? me, you, the surgical equipment in my basement? random guy: you're a FREAK, never mind- midoriya: i thought that was like a turn on. random guy: NOT LIKE THAT. midoriya [laughs]: oh, well i was just joking. random guy: oh...okay- midoriya [still laughing]: you never know though, haha- random guy: i-i don't know if you're joking or not- midoriya: what do you moisturize with-? random guy: OKAY, GOODBYE- midoriya: oh, bye! -- random guy [to friend]: hey man, can you walk me home? i think i accidentally tried flirting with a serial killer.

lmao tfw u finish an essay at the bare minimum of requirements and turn it in seconds before the due date

I’m in java right now and my class is struggling so hard to count numbers lmao