Sooooo... How's Everyone Doing

sooooo... how's everyone doing 😗

this is a psa to NOT search up mr bonzo on ao3.

if you think it's funny, and it's gonna be silly: you're wrong. you will be traumatized. I'm still recovering.

Ah yes, my lab partner and his life-sized dream demon plushie.

ur on tumblr 90% of your waking hours. I'm not suprised. /lh

CHAT I HAVE SCOLOSIS?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

BLOG RULES

Don't like 2 of my posts in a row (meaning two posts which are chronologically adjacent) unless you have been following for at least 6 months and have attained level 2, rank 2 (Member) status (dm to ask your status and rank)

You are allowed to add 1 tag in each reblogged original post per level of your status multiplied by rank. If you dont follow me you may reblog, but dont add any tags.

Similarly additions to reblogs are limited to 5 words per level multiplied by rank.

To maintain your level and rank you must reblog at least 1 of my original posts daily, or queue 2 posts, without breaking any of the Blog Rules. Failure to do so will result in demotion by 1 level, or 1 rank if the level is already level 1. Blogs who fall below level 1 of rank 1 (Browser) will be softblocked.

Followers are required to like and reblog all original Audio posts made on this blog or said follower will be demoted 1 level for each minute of audio.

Followers who create any posts which mention anything pertaining or vaguely related to my dark past will be hard blocked at first notice and demoted of all levels and ranks and will be reported to the elders.

Followers below rank 3 (Green Suit) are not permitted to send Asks to my blog or any sideblog operated by me. Asks must include 1 apology for every conceivably annoying sentence and must address me as "Sir."

Swearing on any interaction of my Posts is prohibited. This includes Swearing, Cussing, Cursing, Toilet language (p**p, p*ss, etc.), Inappropriate words (depends on context of the Post), and Spiritually hostile language. Violation of this rule will result in one demotion of rank per offending word, level retained unless rank is demoted below 1 (Browser).

Criticism of my blog will be allowed during Open Improvement night which takes place during the first Thursday every month between 6:00 PM and 7:00 PM, and is open to any Follower who is at least level 5 rank 4 (Red Suit). Criticism which is received by Followers of lower level and rank, or any Criticism which is received outside of Open Improvement hours will result in demotion of 1 level per 10 words of criticism, divided by initial Rank prior to sending unwarranted Criticism.

Comments on posts are enabled, but annoying comments will be reported for terrorism.

All interactions to posts must contain a maximum of 2 grammatical or spelling mistakes, multiplied by Rank. The exception is that no interaction to any of my Posts may end with a period (.), but this still counts towards the total number of mistakes. Refer to the following proofreading marks for details on what constitutes a mistake:

The last Friday of every other month will be "Themed," meaning all original Posts and interactions upon my Posts must follow a particular typing gimmick, such as "Leetspeak." Interactions which do not contain the current Theme during the EST calendar day of the Themed day will result in loss of level equal to the number of words in the offending Interaction which do not comply with the rule. Spelling and grammatical mistakes still apply but up to 4 (multiplied by rank) are allowed during Theme day.

To raise level and Rank, Followers must like and/or reblog a certain number of Original Posts, limited per week and dependent on Rank. Each Rank contains 10 levels, and Rank is increased upon exceeding the Interaction requirements while level 10. A list of all Ranks is as follows:

Rank 1: Browser

Rank 2: Member

Rank 3: Green Suit

Rank 4: Red Suit

Rank 5: Blue Suit

Rank 6: Green Fellow

Rank 7: Blue Fellow

Rank 8: Red Fellow

Rank 9: Sir

Rank 10: Gold Sir

Rank 11: Stout Sir

Rank 12: Broad Sir

Rank 13: Pleasant Sir

Rank 14: Novice Official Sir

Rank 15: Apprentice Official Sir

Rank 16: Junior Official Sir

Rank 17: Senior Official Sir

Rank 18: Blue Official Sir

Rank 19: Red Official Sir

Rank 20: Gold Sir

In case you were wondering, yes, there is something in your closet.

He says he's cold can he have a blanket please

sexy chubby buff women with cool tattoos and piercings who are vaguely goth but more goblincore/cottagecore

this is how i imagine she looks while helping out camila in the garden- super casual summer tank top, not anything fancy- just sexy chubby buff woman