Be Paranoid

be paranoid

think about aliens and creatures all the time

doodle slightly concerning things like eyes and wings and bones

listen to podcasts- the magnus archives/protocol, sherlock & co, rotten mango, welcome to nightvale, etc.

watch movies and shows that make you question things like the Blair witch project and gravity falls apply the fiction to reality because every lie is grown from a seed of truth

always carry a bag with you fill it with books, notebooks, your sticker-covered laptop, keep notes of everything you see and do so if something mysterious happens someone can continue your work

cover the walls of your room in posters and newspaper clippings and no trespassing signs

remember that everything you see is a trick of the light your eyes are not your friends listen to the music you cannot hear but never follow it never whistle in the woods and if you see something on a hike no you didnt

i want to be more cryptidcore

how do i do that?

once i was in the TSA line for a flight and it was SO LONG that TSA decided to just drop all the security protocols. leave everything in the suitcase including electronics. keep your shoes on. don't go through the fancy 360 scanner, just the metal detector. get out of here. and i was like ohhhh so you admit this is all just your stupid community theatre production that you've made me be a part of for all this time and it doesn't actually mean anything real. okayyyyy

The Spiral

My guilty pleasure right now is watching luxury hotel reviews and I found this british guy who keeps accidentally clipping into the backrooms.

He's unintentionally making the best liminal horror content on youtube

YES PLEASE TRICK OR TREAT!!!!!!!!

Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.