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starlo: i miss my wife sans. i miss her a lot
sans: i can be your wife
starlo:
starlo: what

Yeah
I call it collecting data, but yeah haha

Ok but seriously I’m tired of being human let me reject humanity already.
Oh to be a cat. No hurt, only meow, sleep, and eat.
Oh to be a cat. No hurt, only meow, sleep, and eat.

Your daily dose of cat memes
I had a great idea for a spidersona. So, remember reading charlottes web? Well, the pig is friends with the radioactive spider and when it’s about to die she bites him so he can be safe and leave the farm and look after people like she did for him.
I feel oh so sad by this origin story I’ve made up
And then, out of the blue, I work fanatically on ONE THING and then conk out


Your daily dose of cat memes









I just drew a bunch of realistic(ish) cats! It’s been a while since I’ve dabbled in realism!

I don’t remember the context but I do know that I love her and that she totally was annoyed by me lmaoooo
I looked up what y2k was and then thought that the triggering bit was the fashion- lmao no-
It’s the glitchy stylistic stuff that’s triggering. I think???? The unreality bit..? I’m not entirely sure but I hope it ends soon so everyone can be ok :(
hey, tumblr is doing this new weird shit about y2k. sudden and unexpected, it's going to trigger those bothered by unreality (it's trying to make it seem like it's y2k presently. it triggered me)
if you have ublock origin, here's the elements to block:
www.tumblr.com##.B6Xr2 www.tumblr.com##.zytrC._y4kh
hope this helps. if you don't block the bottom one specifically the "sticker" in the corner keeps coming back which can be even more triggering so. yeah

Around Halloween, I made this! A little pumpkin cat, sitting in a dark field. Lovely boyo!!!!


My cats! Aren’t they lovely?




Buddy! The alien friend from space! He is very quick.




Buddy! The alien friend from space! He is very quick.
My dialogue is interesting and feels real.
My plots often explore moral questions and other curiosities of mine.
The characters that pop out of my lil ol’ brain are diverse and interesting!
You Guys are Too Hard on Yourselves
Sometimes after I post a piece of advice or a suggestion for improving your craft, I see a lot of you guys in the reblogs talking about how you wish you could be a good writer and take said advice, or that you feel like a failure for not already doing it.
Now listen here, look me in the eyes, you are doing enough.
The last thing I want is to discourage anyone from writing, so I need you to internalize this. You are doing enough as a writer. Yes even if you haven’t written in a while, even if you’ve never been published, or have been rejected a million times, or have never finished a draft. You guys are enough for even trying, and I need you to start recognizing yourselves and being proud of the work you do and/or the ideas you have.
At the very least, start practicing not getting down on yourselves when you hear advice or read someone else’s work. You will only ever get better, don’t start doubting yourself now.
Let’s do a little exercise. Reblog this with three things you think you are totally nailing as a writer, I’ll go first:
I have a keen sense of pacing.
I create interesting dynamics between complex characters.
My ideas are weird and fun and reflect me as a person.
Now go forth with positivity!
My dialogue is interesting and feels real.
My plots often explore moral questions and other curiosities of mine.
The characters that pop out of my lil ol’ brain are diverse and interesting!
You Guys are Too Hard on Yourselves
Sometimes after I post a piece of advice or a suggestion for improving your craft, I see a lot of you guys in the reblogs talking about how you wish you could be a good writer and take said advice, or that you feel like a failure for not already doing it.
Now listen here, look me in the eyes, you are doing enough.
The last thing I want is to discourage anyone from writing, so I need you to internalize this. You are doing enough as a writer. Yes even if you haven’t written in a while, even if you’ve never been published, or have been rejected a million times, or have never finished a draft. You guys are enough for even trying, and I need you to start recognizing yourselves and being proud of the work you do and/or the ideas you have.
At the very least, start practicing not getting down on yourselves when you hear advice or read someone else’s work. You will only ever get better, don’t start doubting yourself now.
Let’s do a little exercise. Reblog this with three things you think you are totally nailing as a writer, I’ll go first:
I have a keen sense of pacing.
I create interesting dynamics between complex characters.
My ideas are weird and fun and reflect me as a person.
Now go forth with positivity!
Me fr

Me fr

Me today. Straight up. Fancy lad having bad time performing.

Me today. Straight up. Fancy lad having bad time performing.

Why does water taste bad?????? It tasted very wonderful yesterday??? Why change??