Yes, Babe, Youre Sick And Twisted, Will You Come Back To Bed- What? Yes, Of Course Youre Evil And Irredeemable.

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

howdy, neighbor

Rhett Abbott x reader

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sub!Rhett x dom!Reader

You sighed as you unpacked the last box in your brand-new room. Moving from Texas to Wabang, Wyoming was a big change after living in Texas. "Y/N! Get down here!" your mother yells from the kitchen.

"Go take these brownies to our new neighbors and introduce yourself. You need to make new friends around here. Maybe they will have a kid your age or something." your mother mutters as she shoves the brownies into your hands.

You sigh as you grab the brownies and make your way to your neighbor's house. It was quite a long walk, but anything is better than listening to your parents argue about where to put the new couch or the dining table.

You find yourself lost in thought during your walk as you arrive at the Abbott's ranch. You notice there is only one truck in the driveway, and you silently pray that nobody will answer the door so you can save yourself the embarrassment of explaining why your mother sent you over here.

You walk onto the porch and lightly knock on the door. You wait a few minutes, with no response so you begin to make your way back down the porch to walk home. Just as you step off of the porch, a man who seems to be around your age peaks his head out of the door.

He looks at you for a moment before muttering "Can I help you?". You take a moment to admire how handsome he is. He has gorgeous blue eyes and is trying his best to hold back a border collie from jumping on you.

"Oh! Uh, hi. I'm Y/N Y/L/N. Your new neighbor. My mama asked me to bring you guys these brownies as a gift." you pause for a moment before asking "Are you the only one who lives here?". He chucked before shaking his head and saying "Nah, this is my mom and dad's house. I live here with my brother Perry and my niece Amy". You immediately notice his sexy southern accent. Thicker than any accent you ever heard in Texas.

You nod and smile as you hand him the brownies. Before you can say anything, he says "Do you wanna come in for a beer? I got the house to myself and it's awfully lonely. Nellie here really wants to meet you, too" he says with a smile as he looks down at the gorgeous dog behind him.

You happily accept his offer. As the night progresses and you both progressively get more tipsy, you begin to talk about deeper subjects. "The whole town things I'm a man whore because I'm a bull rider. It's kind of funny, honestly. I wonder what they'd think if they knew I've only ever been with one girl" he snorts as he takes another sip of his beer.

You stall for a moment before asking "Only one girl your entire life? Are you guys still together?". He sighs before saying "Nah, we broke up 4 years ago. She moved to Colorado". You look at him in disbelief "You haven't had sex in years?". He looks at you and chuckles before smirking and saying "Unfortunately not. Just haven't found a girl I was really interested in since my last relationship... until now."

You smile back at him and lock eyes for a moment. Maybe it was the alcohol, or maybe it was the fact that he was practically undressing you with his eyes, but you swiftly stand up and move to straddle his hips, immediately kissing him. He immediately kisses back, and adds his tongue into the kiss.

"4 years is far too long, don't you think? Must've been so hard for you to go that long without sex. You want me to help you out with that, baby?" you whisper in his ear in between your attack of kisses on his neck.

He groans at the feeling of you sucking a mark into his skin and nods with excitement. You stand up and tell him to direct you to his room. He grabs your hand and drags you up the stairs as you take a moment to collect your thoughts. You find yourself very surprised at how naturally submissive he is, but who can blame him after years of not being with a woman.

Once you arrive in his room, you immediately push him onto the bed and begin kissing down his body. You rip his shirt off and admire his muscular chest and faint abs. You begin to unbutton his jeans and pull them down. Once his jeans are on the floor, you begin to press messy kisses over his boxer-clad cock. He moans at the sensation and bucks his hips up in an unsuccessful attempt to gain more friction.

You push his hips down and give him a dirty look and he whines out an apology. Once you are done teasing him, you hook your fingers under the band of his boxers and begin to pull them down slowly. You press tiny kisses to his cock and he lets out breathy moans and lets his head fall back in pleasure.

You take his cock into your mouth and begin slowly sucking him. His moans and whines make your slick begin to drip out of you. He is such a good and submissive boy. You can't wait to ruin him. After a few minutes of sucking, you pull off of his cock and rip your clothes off.

He admires your body intently, with his mouth slightly open in adoration and lust. You lean down to kiss him and he roughly kisses you back. You stroke his cock as you kiss and slowly line up his cock with your dripping pussy. He moans at the feeling of his throbbing head meeting your core.

"Such a good boy for me, yeah? You want me to fuck you, baby?" you whisper in his ear. He responds "Yes! Please, please, please!". You smile at this response and slowly sink down onto his cock. He throws his head back and lets out a loud moan as he envelops your warmth.

You look down at him take his cowboy hat off of his head and place it onto yours before you begin riding him. He moans even louder as he watches you bounce on his cock while wearing his stetson. "You're such a pretty boy for me, baby. Isn't that right? You're gonna be ruined for any other girl. Only ever gonna be able to think of my wet pussy, yeah? Only able to think of me and how good I made you feel" you say to him.

He whimpers and nods his head before he says "Ba- babe I'm not gonna be able to last long, it's too good". You sigh before looking at him and saying "You wouldn't dare come before me, would you? I thought you were a good boy". His eyes shoot open and he says "No, ma'am. I wouldn't come before you. I'm your good boy, I promise".

His hand flies to your clit and rubs in tight circles before bringing you over the edge. Feeling you come around his cock has his own orgasm setting off as he fills you up with his warm cum. You smile down at him in this vulnerable state. This little cowboy is going to be your fun little toy from now on. Maybe Wabang isn't so bad after all.

we need kate carter x reader writings!!! id be willing to write for her if anyone wants to send any requests!!

a bob fic where he’s just really sweet during your first time because you’re very inexperienced would be sooo cute (and hot!) if you’re willing to do it!

Sweetheart

Robert "Bob" Floyd x Reader

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"Baby?" you whisper to Bob late in the middle of December. "Yeah, sweetheart?" Bob responds and peaks over the top of his book to lock eyes with you. "I think I'm ready to lose my virginity. We've been together for so long and I trust you," you say.

"A-are you sure baby? I don't want you to feel pressured at all." Bob stutters out. "I'm positive. I've been thinking about this for a long time" you say excitedly. Bob smiles at you and you return the smile as he begins to stand and walk over to where you are sitting on the couch.

As he reaches the couch, he bends down to kiss your cheek, then your forehead, until finally he reaches your lips. He gently kisses you for a moment, until the kiss is deepened and he presses his tongue into your mouth. He then scoops his arms under your thighs and picks you up to carry you to the bedroom.

He continues passionately kissing you as he makes his way to the bedroom and carefully lays you down on the bed. Once he makes sure that you are completely comfortable, he gets up and begins to take off his shirt and pants, leaving him in just his boxers. Then he turns his full attention back to you.

He slowly takes off your sweatshirt and pj pants, while he kisses every inch of your bare skin that he possibly can. In between each kiss, he mutters sweet nothings to you. "You're so beautiful", "Oh my gorgeous girl". "I'm gonna make you feel so good, baby".

Once he has stripped you down to your underwear and bra, he snakes his hands around your back to unclasp your bra. Once your bra is off, he kisses all over your tits and begins sucking on your nipples. You moan quietly as he continues his attack on your perky tits.

Once he feels that he has given enough love to your gorgeous tits, he moves on and kisses down your stomach until he reaches the band of your underwear. He grabs the band of your underwear with his teeth and scoots his hand to your ass to assist him in sliding off your panties.

Once he slides your panties down your legs, he takes a moment to admire your pussy. You begin to shuffle away from his face, feeling embarrassed at the attention you're receiving. He firmly grabs your hips to stop you from wiggling away from him. "Baby, you're absolutely gorgeous, don't get shy. Is this okay with you still?" he asks as he presses sweet kisses to your hip bone.

"Yes, yes I'm fine. Please keep going" you say, breathlessly. He kisses your inner thigh a few times before he licks a stripe up your pussy. You immediately gasp at the contact. He smirks against your pussy as he begins inserting one finger while licking all around your sensitive clit.

You moan at the feeling, as your hands go down to grab a hold of his hair. He moans in response when you tug his hair, eyes closing in satisfaction. He inserts another finger and begins rutting his hips against the bed as your moans increase. He continues fingering you, and licking enthusiastically when he adds a third finger to help stretch you out.

Your moans begin to increase, and Bob knows that you are close to the edge, so he curls his fingers to hit that spot inside of you that he knows will make you fall over the edge. You scream when he hits that spongy part inside of you, and you feel yourself fall over the edge.

As you close your eyes and pant while recovering from your orgasm, you hear Bob whining at the end of the bed. You open your eyes and see him palming his erection through his boxers. You smile at the sight as you say "Go get a condom. I'm ready". Bob smiles at hearing these words and rushes out of the room to go grab a condom from his wallet.

You lay back and smile while you wait for him to return with the condom. You hear him running down the hall and you giggle when you see him almost trip while taking off his boxers. He smiles as he rolls on the condom and climbs onto the bed, on top of you.

He teases you by moving the tip of his long cock up and down your entrance until you become a begging mess. "Bob, please! Give it to me" you whine. He smiles as he slowly pushes the head of his cock into you. Your whines quickly cease as you begin to feel so full. Pleasure runs through your body as you begin to feel euphoric.

Bob continues slowly pushing into you until he bottoms out. He groans at the feeling and closes his eyes in pleasure. "Please baby, move I need you to fuck me" you whisper to him. Bob groans at your words as he begins thrusting in and out of you.

You immediately moan at the feeling and Bob begins to rut into you faster. The lewd sounds of skin meeting skin and moaning are all that can be heard in the room. Bob knows that he won't last long, so he begins to play with Y/N's clit to bring her to her orgasm.

Y/N and Bob's moans both increase in volume as they both feel their orgasms approaching. "Bob, baby I'm gonna come" you whisper in his ear. He groans and says "Come for me, sweetheart. I'm right behind you". You come and feel yourself tense up. Bob comes right after you due to feeling you clench him so hard.

Bob hugs you and kisses your shoulder as he slowly pulls out, takes off the condom, and throws it in the trash. He picks you up and runs a bath for the both of you. He then puts on your favorite movie and cuddles you to sleep. You go to sleep smiling, knowing that you have the biggest sweetheart as your boyfriend.

just saw twisters… tyler owens needs to be put in his place so bad. i want to spank that man until he can’t think straight 😉😉