So In The Avengers Assemble(Cartoon) Universe, I Think Tony Would Still Be A Great Dad.

So in the Avengers Assemble(Cartoon) universe, I think Tony would still be a great dad.

Like for example, the rest of the avengers have to go on a two week mission, but Tony has to stay behind because 1. He’s sleep deprived right now, and 2. He has to go to board meetings for Stark industries.

But during the two weeks, Tony gets kinda lonely since the team is gone. But one day, while he was working, Tony saw Spider-Man accidentally crash into the avengers living room. Tony being the nice guy he is went to help Spider-Man because he looked really injured.

When Tony got to Spider-Man, he realized the spider was passed out, he then asked Friday to do a scan to check for any Injuries. When Friday was done scanning, she told him that Spider-Man had several injuries, including a broken leg. This made Tony go into dad mode and panick mode.

After he got Spider-Man to the medical room, he thought maybe he can make Spider-Man and new suit, kinda like the iron spider suit he made him before, so he could be safer. But while Tony was thinking about that, Spider-Man woke up.

Spider-Man was confused on what was happening and tried to get up, but he Yelp in pain. That managed to snap Tony out of his thinking and make sure Spiderman was okay. Spidy then started panicking and asking what was going on.

Tony then told him that he crashed into the avengers living room. Spidy then apologized for that, and asked what time it was. Tony told him it was 10:00. That made spidey freak out, and here’s how that conversation went;

Spidy: “SHIT! I’m in so much trouble!”

Tony: “Why? It’s do you have a date?”

Spidy: “What No! it’s because my curfew is-“ *covers his mouth with hands*

Tony: “Cerfew...how old are you exactly?”

Spidey: *mumbles*

Tony: “What?”

Spidey: “I said....15”

Tony: “....KID WHAT THE FU-“

Let’s just say the conversation was basically Tony giving Peter a really worried dad talk. But after that, Tony offered to let Spidey stay the night, which Spidey accepted. Tony even offered Spidy a new suit, which Spidy declined. But while they were talking, Spidy phone starts ringing.

Spidey answers the phone, and Tony couldn’t hear the whole conversation but he did hear a women asking where spidy was, he also heard her say Peter Parker. After Spidy calm the women down and hung up, spidey said that was his aunt woundering where he was. After that they continued to talk about science stuff. When they were done talking, Tony thought that maybe Peter Parker was Spidys identiy.

The next day, Tony decided to find more about Peter, he asked Friday to go over some files and serch for someone named Peter Parker. After Friday was done serching, she opens a file about Peter, it just had basic information, but what made him really amazed was his grades, and his overall IQ. The kid was as smart as him.

Later in the medical bay, when Spidey woke up, Tony told him that he now knows that his sercret identity is bacause of the phone call, Peter mentally cursed. Tony then offered Peter a Stark internship, which Peter was surprised but also crying tears of joy about. Peter happily accepted.

A week later, Peter and Tony were practically Father and son. Aunt May was proud of Peter for getting Stark internship, which were usually only offered to college students. And Peters teammates from team Ultimate were now confused cause they now think Tony and Peter are actually related.

But on the second week, Harley decided to visit, which made Tony happy cause he hadn’t seen the kid in ages. But he was worried cause he thought Harley and Peter would hate each other, but he was surprised to see the two get along really well, it was like they were siblings.

But then Kamala(Ms. Marvel) and Dante(Inferno) also decided to visit. Tony was glad to see that they also got along with Peter and Harley. But THEN the freaking Gaurdians of the Galaxy showed up, in New York, and they brought Nebula because reasons. And when Tony heard Nebula sad back story, he practically adopted her, he also adopted Gamora cause her backstory is also sad and Thanos is a hero lie father.

Also Vison, DUM-E, and Butterfingers are getting along with everyone too.

By the end of the two weeks, Tony practically has like 9 kids.

When the rest of the Avengers got back, they were confused to find the avengers living room on fire. Let’s just say the kids got into a really chaotic prank war. The Avengers were also confused to see Tony panicking. Steve, who is also Tony’s boyfriend, went up to Tony to ask what was wrong because something was clearly wrong and Steve was worried about his Bf.

Steve: “Tony, what’s wrong?! Is everything okay?!”

Tony: “I can’t find our kids”

Steve: .....

The rest of the Avengers: .....

Steve: “.....We don’t have kids”

Just then all the kids came crashing into the room, literally.

The Kids: “Hi Dad!”

Tony: .....

Steve: .....

The rest of the Avengers: .....

Tony: “......Congratulations, your a father now”

Peter: I may be short but I’m all knowing.

Danny: You don’t know what the top of the shelf looks like

Peter: .....YOU MOTHERFU-

Tony: I panic when people generally compliment me. What the heck are you supposed to say when people generally compliment you?

Steve: [entering the room] Hi Tony, I just wanted to let you know that your a great friend.

Tony: [panicking] HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Sam: If I was trapped in a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato I would die

Luke: How the hell would you even get in that situation

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27380935/chapters/66912778

Here’s a book Ives been working on, just a fun project I’ve been doing. It’s basically ultimate Spider-Man and avengers assemble....but it’s a weird mixture with the mcu

Tony: I’m cold.

Steve: Here, take my jacket. [puts his jacket over Tony]

Sam(Wilson): I’m cold too.

Bucky: Jeez birdbrain, I can’t control the weather!