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FOAM NIGHT BAYBEEEEEEE

FOAM NIGHT BAYBEEEEEEE

FOAM NIGHT BAYBEEEEEEE

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and I didn’t even get hungover despite being DEEPLY drunk I was yappin bro gay club is the best type of club i literally would die without it made out with a hot woman too rip soldier I hope you found your phone hot enough to make out with not enough to go back into the foam for I did not want to be damp again

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localdryadfaggot
1 year ago

When I was like, 14, it was the height of the long furby epidemic and so I couldn’t find any furbys that were in my 14 year old Wendy’s budget so I bought one off of wish. The thing arrived and the only sound it made was gurgling as if it was being drowned by the air around it. I deprived it of its batteries but it KEPT GOING for like, an hour. I ended up putting it DEEP within my closet where it resides to this day. (I have fully moved multiple times but it is relegated to the back of my closet. I’m scared I’ll be cursed if I get rid of it)

I had a furby as a kid and I blinded it using a laser pointer because I was scared it would watch me. But then it thought it was dark at all times so it would scream and say "help! It so dark!"
Reddit user 1: I had a furby that I loved dearly, one of the original ones from when it was a huge fad. One day I held it upside down and it said "wHoaAAA! me scared!" then immediately died and never worked again : ( Reddit user 2: Murderer
I had one from the 2010's which had multiple different "personalities" depending on how you treated them, one of these personalities was an evil one which if memory serves correct it just sung "smoke on the water" in the furby language. My mom would call it "darth vader mode" and it freaked the hell out of me caused i was scared of Darth Vader. I also couldn't figure out for the life of me how the emotion mechanic worked so the furby was stuck in darth vader mode for a while and when I did manage to turn it good again from my child POV the furby randomly turned evil. Later in my life when i was 15-16 i skinned the furby
My sister had an original in the early 2000's. It scared her so my parents put it in the basement. That night, it went fucking nuts babbling and unfortunately my parents left it too close to the vent and it echoed up into my room. Fucking terrified me. My parents found me under my blankets screaming for the voices to stop.

It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way

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localdryadfaggot
1 year ago

i want to hear about the perverted things your butch does to you? <33

she strapped me in the backseat in the parking lot of the bar... made me wear my cute frilly socks and bounce up and down on her cock knowing everyone could see me being her desperate slut <3

reblog if u want the pic of my cum on the strap...

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localdryadfaggot
1 year ago

What if I just like

Yeah

What If I Just Like
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1 year ago
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localdryadfaggot
1 year ago

So let me get this straight,

If i become the president of juicy couture i get to be Ayesha Eroticas wife?

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ayesha ericota juicy couture =3 wlw gay fag faggot haha let me get this straight get it? cause cuz caussseee I'M- uh a mega fag not maga fuck that shit I’m a socialist am I a socialist cuz I’m not smart enough to me a communist? maybe but that’s not the point
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