Sometimes I Think About Regular Names That Fit The Troll Naming Style And Just- Imagine If Instead Of
Sometimes I think about regular names that fit the troll naming style and just- imagine if instead of the names we got one of the trolls was named something like Claire
Like no offense to people named Claire, I just think it would be silly to meet someone from a different planet just to find out they have an earth name
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If I ever made a star wars Homestuck au I'd specifically include the scene where Anakin and Padme meet in an alley in the animated Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) but where Dirk is Anakin and Jake is Padme and like c-3po is like sawtooth or something but mans still doesn't say much
Like I can see Dirk go from romantic moment with forbidden love interrupted to admiring like the plating on Sawtooth
I understand Kanaya is characterized as more gothic and proper, but deep down in my heart I can't help but imagine that in secret she'd wear a twilight hoodie while lounging on the couch and criticizing Midnight Sun with Rose for fun
In my au where bro strider is the kinda fucked up uncle figure who's trying alpha Dave is definitely the single father who doesn't fully know what he's doing but is holding it together with a couple parenting books and observation
Like I could see that man finding out about Bluey, turning it on because it's a kids show and Dirk might like it, and then watching himself because he's actually getting parenting tips from it even though Dirk would rather be watching my little pony
That aside he definitely has a notebook to make notes on anything Dirk enjoys/milestone so he can't forget it
Oh Dirk said a certain brand of juice tastes better? Noted
Dirk lost his seventh tooth? Noted with a polaroid of said tooth
Dirk said he likes this very specific pen with this very specific line thickness because it's great for detailing drawings? Made a note to keep that shit stocked up, mans probably buys it in bulk
I love when people compliment me being weird because internally it's just "hahahaha thanks, my personality is an amalgamation of quirks from weird little characters I love and relate to making me a concoction of awkward, seemingly random and silly, and a little gremlin you can befriend with trinkets and meeting my weirdness with fun little things my brain assume is a game like repeating the sound I make for no reason with no thought behind it"
And externally I just smile and sometimes giggle