I Stand By The My Headcanon That Dave Quotes Romcoms Karkat Likes To Be Funny

I stand by the my headcanon that Dave quotes romcoms Karkat likes to be funny

Like he starts with the weirdest and obscure ones that only Karkat would know (because Karkat would be the type to memorize romcoms scripts) but on the rare occasion he says one of the mushy romance quotes "ironically" it just makes Karkat melt

Also he'd say a mushy one like a few times to try and win an argument by distracting Karkat but it would just cause Karkat to vacillate between red and black and get louder as he argues with some "if you weren't so handsome" and "I wanna kiss you to make you shut up" thrown in

Sometimes I think about regular names that fit the troll naming style and just- imagine if instead of the names we got one of the trolls was named something like Claire

Like no offense to people named Claire, I just think it would be silly to meet someone from a different planet just to find out they have an earth name

In my au where bro strider is the kinda fucked up uncle figure who's trying alpha Dave is definitely the single father who doesn't fully know what he's doing but is holding it together with a couple parenting books and observation

Like I could see that man finding out about Bluey, turning it on because it's a kids show and Dirk might like it, and then watching himself because he's actually getting parenting tips from it even though Dirk would rather be watching my little pony

That aside he definitely has a notebook to make notes on anything Dirk enjoys/milestone so he can't forget it

Oh Dirk said a certain brand of juice tastes better? Noted

Dirk lost his seventh tooth? Noted with a polaroid of said tooth

Dirk said he likes this very specific pen with this very specific line thickness because it's great for detailing drawings? Made a note to keep that shit stocked up, mans probably buys it in bulk

Okay, Tumblr isn't letting me reply to things but just so it's clear:

This isn't a ranking, it's a handful of characters that either would work great together or horribly together based on rp etiquette, I did not and do not plan to elaborate on how well I'd think every character would rp. I know some great rpers aren't listed but I'm not gonna overwork my brain to determine dynamics and the etiquette vs skill

I'm not saying any of this to be mean, I'm saying this because I don't want people to be disappointed that what I intended to be a one-off post is not going to include or elaborate on other characters

Homestuck characters that would make the perfect rp discord rotation:

Calliope, Nepeta, Dave, Jade, Kanaya, Aradia, Feferi

Homestuck characters who would make a hellish rp discord rotation:

Dirk, Eridan, Caliborn, Bro, Gamzee, Nannasprite, Arquissprite, Rose

(this is solely my opinion based on how the characters either react to the concept of rp in the comic or how well or horribly the characters would cooperate in an rp,)

If I ever made a star wars Homestuck au I'd specifically include the scene where Anakin and Padme meet in an alley in the animated Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) but where Dirk is Anakin and Jake is Padme and like c-3po is like sawtooth or something but mans still doesn't say much

Like I can see Dirk go from romantic moment with forbidden love interrupted to admiring like the plating on Sawtooth

Sometimes I wonder what a lost boys (the 1980s vampire movie) Homestuck au (the Homestuck characters in the movie not the other way to around) would look like

Like there's too many Homestuck characters for the cast so there's more than one way to cast it