Seward Day One: Its Interesting The Little Bug Farm Renfields Got Going On. Gonna Let Him Just Do His

seward day one: it’s interesting the little bug farm renfield’s got going on. gonna let him just do his thing basically bc i wanna see where this is going. i wonder what kind of animal he’s going to get into next?

seward day ten: if i give renfield a kittycat he will almost certainly eat it 

absolutely LOVING how everyone seems to be rejecting “Renfield setting up to be Dracula’s good little henchman” and instead saying “Renfield could, would, and should eat Dracula”

Outstanding take. Glory awaits.

Me: a socially awkward toothpick of a lady with the angst of a 15 year old, mental exhaustion of a 70 year old, and upper body strength of a 5 year old

The same dang military recruiter that's stalked me for over 4 years now:

Ma'am, you are INCORRECT let me rot in peace I am an ACTUAL, LITERAL, NON-METAPHORICAL CLOWN all I know is paint they face, juggle, eat hot chip, and die.

Nothing but sleek kittens and smooth seas from here on out!

Me: a socially awkward toothpick of a lady with the angst of a 15 year old, mental exhaustion of a 70 year old, and upper body strength of a 5 year old

The same dang military recruiter that's stalked me for over 4 years now:

Ma'am, you are INCORRECT let me rot in peace I am an ACTUAL, LITERAL, NON-METAPHORICAL CLOWN all I know is paint they face, juggle, eat hot chip, and die.

Pomegranate: bougie, and symbolically lush.

What's your favorite fruit in your tea?

strawberry. it's super sweet i know but i love it.