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May I please request some fluff with the brothers and Dateables when MC is feeling down because PMS?

(Ah, periods. God’s way of nerfing people with uteruses… I will have my vengeance one day…)

MC and the Brothers VS. PMS

Lucifer

He’s the one who tells MC to go back to their room and relax if they’re in pain, he can’t have the exchange student wandering around the school clutching their midsection like they’re about to die. That’s just asking for MC to be attacked.

Over the course of the day, he thinks he’s solved the problem, but just to be sure, he does some cursory web searching. Lucifer’s eyes nearly pop out of his skull when he reads all the symptoms. He swings by the store on his way back from RAD to pick up some things for MC.

“Your fragile human body is trying to kill you. Have some dark chocolate.” “…thanks Lucifer.”

He will give backrubs if MC asks. ^.^

Mammon

…what’s PMS?

Don’t be too hard on him, he knows what a period is, but he’s clueless on any side effects other than cramps, and here MC is tellin’ him that shit happens before too?! What kinda bullshit?!

He’s not sure what to do, n-not that he has to do anythin’ for- OH SCREW IT MC’S MAKING A FACE LIKE THEY’RE ABOUT TO SHIT OUT THEIR ORGANS WHAT CAN HE DO TO HELP?!

Cuddles?? He’ll give cuddles! Meds? He’ll try and find them! Money? He uh… he’s kinda broke right now can he write MC a cheque?

Leviathan

When MC appeared to be distracted during their weekly game-night, Levi awkwardly asked them if his company was so repulsive that it caused MC’s face to scrunch up into a grimace.

MC said no, and that they were just having premenstrual cramps, and that’s when Levi had an idea! He said he’d be back in a minute, bolted into his closet, and slowly slid out what looked like a giant heating rock.

“H-here… I know you probably don’t want to touch anything that I’ve touched but-“ “HOLY SHIT THIS IS HEAVEN!” “O-oh! Just uh… heheh, make yourself at home I guess.”

Satan

Satan is the type to straight up ask if MC is on their period and if he can do anything for them. When MC explains its the storm before the storm, Satan then draws a blank.

Do they uh… still… need… things? Maybe a book? Some tea?

When tea appears to help, Satan is refilling their mug on a fucking SCHEDULE. He’d put Barbatos to shame with his skill. :p

He also offers MC some of his favourite books to read to distract them, but only on the condition that they treat the books VERY gently!

Asmodeus

Asmo catches MC in the morning about to pop a PMS pimple that appeared on their face, and he lets out a straight up WAIL before tackling MC away from the mirror.

“MC! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I CANT WATCH YOU MUTILATE YOURSELF! 🥺” “Asmo what the fuck-” “POPPING PIMPLES LEAVES SCARS AND MAKES MORE PIMPLES!”

Once Asmo has been calmed down, MC explains that they have been adhering to their skincare routine, it’s just their hormones have superseded their moisturizer. Asmo nearly weeps for his poor human… then offers to help them if they’re in pain with some yoga poses.

If MC can’t do yoga, Asmo offers to let them watch him do yoga, they’ll uh… get a good view of him ;)

Beelzebub

MC heard the period tummy gurgles and asks MC if they have indigestion from all the food they had both eaten yesterday. MC says no, and explains their predicament.

“Oh… want to cuddle?” “You know what? Sure.”

Human, this is no normal cuddle. Since Beel is so huge, MC can just lie on top of him with no issue, the real special stuff happens when Beel starts PURRING.

We here at Stupid Headcanons inc. would like to formally congratulate them on their new demon-cuddling-massage chair.

Belphegor

When cramps happen, pillows are necessary, and who in the HOL has the most pillows? Belphegor.

Belphie walks into his room looking for his favourite pillow only to find MC holding it, and twisting themselves into a pretzel surrounded by other pillows and blankets.

Belphie doesn’t question anything, he just flops onto his bed and gives MC some snuggles. His pillows are their pillows and their pillows are his pillows.

What an angel~

happy 666! I really want to see some of the brothers arguing over how to 'properly' load the dishwasher / wash clothes / bag groceries / some other mundane thing that most people don't bother having an opinion about (but I do lol) if you're into it! if not, that's cool have a great day and congratulations anyway!! 🎉

👀 I love this- 

Lucifer

Lucifer knows he shouldn’t be getting into arguments with Levi about how to load the trunk of the car but this is getting ridiculous!

No Levi! You cannot just fit the bags in by size and shape, that bag has eggs it can’t be at the bottom- shit.

This argument happens every single time Lucifer gets the groceries and Levi is forced to come, all because Levi wants to play Tetris and doesn’t realize that Lucifer’s way of loading the car is 100% superior no questions asked.

MC needs to back him up. MC? MCCCC? He’s waiting.

Whatever. No one go near him when he’s stocking the fridge. He’ll kill someone if they put something in the wrong drawer or shelf.

What a drama king 🙄

Mammon

This man does not vacuum correctly according to Satan and it drives him insane.

Mammon’s obviously doing it right though because he’s vacuuming and… leaving.

All he needs to do is vacuum, alright?! He even went under the couch that time! What do ya mean he needs sweep before and then mop after?!

Apparently according to Satan, cleaning the entire living room does not just mean straightening some baubles and vacuuming. He needs to dust the surfaces too apparently.

He’s going to try and pawn off his duties on whatever poor sap next walks through the door- oh! Human! Hold this vacuum!

Only good thing about cleanin’ is that he might find some cool things to swipe- Ah shit hi Lucifer-

Leviathan:

With how meticulous Levi is when he cleans and sanitizes his figurines and other anime merch, one would expect him to be well versed in the side effects of improper air circulation when dealing with cleaning supplies.

But NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

No no no no no, when Levi cleans the bathroom, the door stays closed. This really worries Beel.

Beel is constantly telling him, “the fumes of the cleaning supplies will make you sick :( keep the door open.” But Levi hates the idea of being perceived, so he keeps it closed.

To Beel, all the windows, vents, and doors need to be open during cleaning time. To Levi, he’d rather suffocate because he accidentally mixed chemicals and made chlorine gas.

He may die, but it’s whatever. The bathroom is still getting cleaned! Sure, some of the fumes got in his eyes and now his eyelids are grossly swelled up, but he’s not going to give Beel a victory.

Satan

Asmo is supposed to be separating the darks and the lights! What the hell is he doing?!

Satan is constantly nagging everyone to separate their clothes, but I guess everyone just wants their lights to get stained in the dryer or whatever the fuck happens when you don’t separate the colours!

Asmo makes a snide remark about how Lucifer said the same thing, and Satan seriously debates jumping ship and joining Team Don’t Separate.

He decides against it and continues to nag, he nags to the point of Asmo throwing up his hands and walking away, leaving the laundry to Satan.

Great… nagging wins him an extra chore… wooooooooooo…

Asmodeus

Everything has its own place and everything needs to be neat and tidy! Asmo’s attitude on cleanliness makes Mammon want to pitch over and hurl.

Asmo’s tried just everything to get his scummy big brother to keep his room clean, but Mammon claims that it is clean.

Ugh! News flash! Knowing where everything is does not make it clean!

Asmo’s tried the Marie Kondo thing, but apparently everything Mammon owns sparks joy, so nothing got tossed out.

Tsk, Asmo’s going to have an aneurism if he needs to take another look into Mammon’s stupid, smelly, gross, disorganized, disgusting, awful-

*several minutes later*

-Tasteless, brain dead, room!

Beelzebub

But Asmo… this is how Beel does dishes… he licks them clean… what do you mean that’s unsanitary?

Oh shit Beel just swallowed a fork- maybe Asmo has a point here.

Thing is, after hearing Asmo’s concerns about germs, Beel legitimately tries to not lick the plates but, there’s food residue on there! He can’t just let that go to waste!

Mmmm… food residue…

It gets to the point to where the entire house decided that Beel should not be trusted to do the dishes. The possibility of Beel getting everyone sick was just too strong…

Beel is sad to lose one of the chores he was really good at :( the rest of the house sure as wasn’t.

Belphegor

Bro TF? He doesn’t do things. And this gets everyone on his case.

“Belphie, why haven’t you done your chores?” “Belphie, why haven’t you unloaded the dishwasher?” “Belphie, why haven’t you vacuumed your bedroom?” “Belphie why haven’t you gotten off the couch in four days?”

You know, the usual shit.

Belphie is a necessary part of the household ecosystem because everyone needs to gang up on someone to feel like more of a team, and for once the scapegoat isn’t Mammon.

At least Mammon vacuums… Belphie just looks at the vacuum and tries to use the force.

It never works by the way.

With his little sibling privileges though, he rarely gets punished for shirking his duties… the little shit.

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This was actually super fun to do, thanks for requesting!!

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