Barbatos: I Wish I Could Take Some Rest Like What The Others Do When They're Exhausted.

Barbatos: I wish I could take some rest like what the others do when they're exhausted.

MC: ...

MC: Barbatos-sir, I have an offer if you would take it.

Barbatos: An offer?

MC: Yes. It's not anything complicated and my intention is to ease your fatigue.

Barbatos: Well...*smiles* If it's coming from you, then I would like to hear it.

MC: *gently picks him up* *and cradles him*

Barbatos: ...

MC: Asmodeus-sir had told me that adults need to be treated like a child sometimes. I hope this gesture won't be seen as rude. *being apologetic*

Barbatos: *chuckles* It's okay. But please be careful not to drop me at this height.

MC: Rest assured I won't. *smiles*

Barbatos: *yawns* I'm getting sleepy.

MC: Please do, Barbatos-sir. I will be sure to wake you up if His Highness calls for you—

Barbatos: *dozes off*

MC: ...

MC: *summons the gentle breeze to play a soft, melodious music*

MC: *hums* *with the song they've learned throughout the years,

"The hymn of Moon Selena"*

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May I please request some fluff with the brothers and Dateables when MC is feeling down because PMS?

(Ah, periods. God’s way of nerfing people with uteruses… I will have my vengeance one day…)

MC and the Brothers VS. PMS

Lucifer

He’s the one who tells MC to go back to their room and relax if they’re in pain, he can’t have the exchange student wandering around the school clutching their midsection like they’re about to die. That’s just asking for MC to be attacked.

Over the course of the day, he thinks he’s solved the problem, but just to be sure, he does some cursory web searching. Lucifer’s eyes nearly pop out of his skull when he reads all the symptoms. He swings by the store on his way back from RAD to pick up some things for MC.

“Your fragile human body is trying to kill you. Have some dark chocolate.” “…thanks Lucifer.”

He will give backrubs if MC asks. ^.^

Mammon

…what’s PMS?

Don’t be too hard on him, he knows what a period is, but he’s clueless on any side effects other than cramps, and here MC is tellin’ him that shit happens before too?! What kinda bullshit?!

He’s not sure what to do, n-not that he has to do anythin’ for- OH SCREW IT MC’S MAKING A FACE LIKE THEY’RE ABOUT TO SHIT OUT THEIR ORGANS WHAT CAN HE DO TO HELP?!

Cuddles?? He’ll give cuddles! Meds? He’ll try and find them! Money? He uh… he’s kinda broke right now can he write MC a cheque?

Leviathan

When MC appeared to be distracted during their weekly game-night, Levi awkwardly asked them if his company was so repulsive that it caused MC’s face to scrunch up into a grimace.

MC said no, and that they were just having premenstrual cramps, and that’s when Levi had an idea! He said he’d be back in a minute, bolted into his closet, and slowly slid out what looked like a giant heating rock.

“H-here… I know you probably don’t want to touch anything that I’ve touched but-“ “HOLY SHIT THIS IS HEAVEN!” “O-oh! Just uh… heheh, make yourself at home I guess.”

Satan

Satan is the type to straight up ask if MC is on their period and if he can do anything for them. When MC explains its the storm before the storm, Satan then draws a blank.

Do they uh… still… need… things? Maybe a book? Some tea?

When tea appears to help, Satan is refilling their mug on a fucking SCHEDULE. He’d put Barbatos to shame with his skill. :p

He also offers MC some of his favourite books to read to distract them, but only on the condition that they treat the books VERY gently!

Asmodeus

Asmo catches MC in the morning about to pop a PMS pimple that appeared on their face, and he lets out a straight up WAIL before tackling MC away from the mirror.

“MC! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I CANT WATCH YOU MUTILATE YOURSELF! 🥺” “Asmo what the fuck-” “POPPING PIMPLES LEAVES SCARS AND MAKES MORE PIMPLES!”

Once Asmo has been calmed down, MC explains that they have been adhering to their skincare routine, it’s just their hormones have superseded their moisturizer. Asmo nearly weeps for his poor human… then offers to help them if they’re in pain with some yoga poses.

If MC can’t do yoga, Asmo offers to let them watch him do yoga, they’ll uh… get a good view of him ;)

Beelzebub

MC heard the period tummy gurgles and asks MC if they have indigestion from all the food they had both eaten yesterday. MC says no, and explains their predicament.

“Oh… want to cuddle?” “You know what? Sure.”

Human, this is no normal cuddle. Since Beel is so huge, MC can just lie on top of him with no issue, the real special stuff happens when Beel starts PURRING.

We here at Stupid Headcanons inc. would like to formally congratulate them on their new demon-cuddling-massage chair.

Belphegor

When cramps happen, pillows are necessary, and who in the HOL has the most pillows? Belphegor.

Belphie walks into his room looking for his favourite pillow only to find MC holding it, and twisting themselves into a pretzel surrounded by other pillows and blankets.

Belphie doesn’t question anything, he just flops onto his bed and gives MC some snuggles. His pillows are their pillows and their pillows are his pillows.

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getting a design down for their daughter, but i dont know what to name her 🤔

Proto lucathys my beloveds