Lususnatura

okay, but i can just see that because blamore is canonically still new to gotham's underground, that a fair amount of people might not know what he really looks like. and because of that... some people might go off of the very vague descriptions that have gone around of him, that states it's either SUPER hard to look at with how its ribs stick out of it and its spine can grow in size + blamore can literally strangle someone with it if he's able to get a grip on them. or that it's morbidly kind of beautiful with all of the flora on it,, like, there's no in between LOL. and as a result — i bet y'all can imagine people's shock when they finally see him, only to discover that he has kept his good looks for sure to the point where it's almosttt possible to forget that it's a plant monster.

like, idk about you all, but... i think he can kind of get it y'know LMAO not to brag or anything OFC. i'm just saying that because one of it's powers being bone manipulation; and with that, wearing clothing such as robes that it can easily shrug his arms out of and such is probably a common occurrence for it now that i think about it so that he doesn't rip it + it'd just be graceful as hell to see blamore wearing these billowy robes that trail down behind it in my humble opinion okok

lover

so far so good, blamore thought to himself, as he individually watered the plants in the nook-like kitchen of his greenhouse. it had been growing concerned about them for the past couple of days as they were looking a bit dry. though after giving them more water over the course of time, that problem seemed to be resolved, thankfully. it pulled the fridge door open then as it was now thinking about making breakfast for dinner for itself and elizabeth; however, would his girlfriend like that? she seemed to like eggs okay, but he wasn't sure about other things.

blamore was just about to leave the room to ask eliza for her thoughts when he felt the distinctive sensation of a hand running down his tail. and seductively, causing the being to have an instantaneous reaction to it. tingles seemed to run through its entire body as a pleased hum came from it; blamore turning around to finally see the culprit, who was eliza, as it expected. a slightly flustered chuckle filled the silence then while he lightly and playfully swatted her hand away, ❝ hey, just what do you think you're doing?! my tail is sensitive, amour (love),❞ he tried to cry this out in outrage but ultimately failed.

blamore actually craved that feeling again and gnawed on his bottom lip while his tail shook a bit in its spot, indicating its excitement. it let out a shallow breath before a hint of pink dusted across its cheeks, ❝ actually... can you, uhh, do that again? it felt really nice. i was going to make dinner, but we could always order in instead. maybe kiss too? ❞ while taking one of eliza's hands in his own, blamore's eyes became half-lidded, his happy mood seemingly only increasing. an undertone of sultriness had also made it's way into it's voice — eyelashes batting at elizabeth.

thinking about how interesting a conversation between blamore and batman could be (no, this totally isn't a sign for you batman accounts to reach out to me PSHHH / j LMAO nooo but please reach out to me if you want to!!) because they are quite literally on COMPLETELY different sides of the spectrum whenever it comes to their viewpoint on people. because batman believes that people can be better, you know? even if they can't exactly make up for everything in their past. and this is because i think bruce is a hopeful person at heart, though i know that he has been portrayed as being more jaded in recent iterations.

i think that it's an important plot point for him to WANT for his villains and people who are on the wrong path in life to get better, however. but meanwhile, blamore genuinely believes that people CANNOT be saved + it'd be better if they literally just purged gotham of all of the people inhabiting it because the very foundation of it is 'tainted.' and with it as the leader of this 'new gotham' that it preaches about to the masses, of course.

and i say the masses because it is definitely the type to give speeches about 'taking what's yours' in places that are filled with people who have been failed by either the system or by other people; but in reality, that is just a ruse for what he really wants to achieve, which is pretty much to destroy gotham as it is now by using its 'seeds' and that is uhhh. TERRIFYING to think about, but honestly. batman accounts, let's put these two in a room together and see what happens (lovingly) xxx LOL

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*: ･ﾟ✧   interrogation starters.

feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.

CALM / QUESTIONING.

“ tell me, what happened?”

“ did you see anything?”

“ what do you remember?”

“ do you remember anything unusual?”

“ please, try to remember as much as you can.”

“ every detail is important.”

“ and what happened next?”

“ and what did you do when all this took place?”

“ what were you doing around __ am/pm?”

“ where were you around __ am/pm?”

“ can anyone verify that?”

“ was someone with you?”

“ and you had nothing to do with it?”

“ and you weren’t involved?”

“ did you see it happen?”

“ did you see who did it?”

“ did you see or hear anything? anything at all?”

CARING / UNDERSTANDING.

 “ you seem scared… is that why you don’t want to talk?”

“ did someone hurt you?”

“ it’s okay. you can tell me.”

“ you were just trying to defend yourself, weren’t you?”

“ we can take a break, if you want.”

“ everything will be okay, i promise. but you need to talk to me.”

“ it’s okay if you don’t want to talk about it. but it really would help if you did.”

SUSPICIOUS.

“ there is something you’re not telling me.”

“ i think you’re lying.”

“ you looked away just now when you said that. are you sure you’re telling the truth?”

“ except what you’re telling me doesn’t align with what we already know.”

“ seems to me like you know more than you’re letting in on.”

“ what aren’t you telling me?”

“ who are you trying to protect?”

“ so you really don’t know what any of it means? no clue at all?”

“ they must’ve told you more than that.”

“ you have to have seen more than that.”

“ and you want me to believe you don’t remember?”

“ and you want me to believe you had nothing to do with it?”

“ an accident? is that what you’re going with?”

DEMANDING.

“ i need you to tell me the truth.”

“ i need you to tell me what happened.”

“ i know you’re not telling me the truth.”

“ that doesn’t line up with the evidence. so… you wanna try that again?”

“ stop lying. i already know that’s not what happened.”

MAKING A DEAL / ASKING FOR HELP / DEMANDING HELP.

“ what do you want in exchange for this information?”

“ i’m listening…”

“ you’re coming with me.”

“ since you’re the only one who knows how to find them, i don’t really have a choice but to take you with me.”

“ fine. i’ll take you with me, but if you try anything…”

“ i can’t give you that. you know that.”

“ if we’re going to make a deal, you’re gonna have to ask for something a little more rational than that.”

“ okay. we have a deal.”

“ sorry. no deal.”