Ive Seen This Going Around Ever Since Ai Art Has Started To Become Popular And Its Just Really Silly

Ive seen this going around ever since ai art has started to become popular and it’s just really silly but I’m gonna say this. Vocaloid and other such voice synthesizers aren’t on the same level as ai artists imo. In contrast to an ai where you can enter a single prompt and it spits out a completed piece of art, vocaloid cannot produce a completed song or even sing all on its own, YOU have to do the leg work, it’s technically a musical instrument in that respect. I get that they’re both artificial and meant to “replace” a human, but vocaloid still needs human intervention, all it does is provide a voice, and an actual human person has to manipulate it and make a song for it to sing. Capisce?

Humans tolerate a much greater amount of ambiguity in their technology than the other sapients. Take their computers for example. They are a class above everyone else's. They're smaller, faster, less expensive and can do more.

But, they crash. A lot. Leave it to the Humans to just accept a machine that will stop working "every once in a while."

Human: "Oh shoot"

Alien: "What?"

Human: "My phone crashed. Gotta reboot it, one sec"

Alien: "Your computer...crashed?"

Human: "Yeah, stopped working. Something went wrong with the computer inside and it just doesn't work. Once I turn it off and turn it back on it'll be fine"

Alien: "But, the computers in your other stuff are more robust right? They don't...do that?"

Human: "Hell yes they do. Let me tell you about the time I had to reboot my coffee maker so it would work again!"

Alien: "..."

Human: "Oh yeah, once the computer in my car crashed. Wouldn't display anything at all. That was a hairy ride!"

Alien: *unconsciously takes a step back*

Human: "Also! So when the first humans went to our moon, the onboard computer kept crashing. They had to land manually because the computer - when it worked - was trying to land them on jagged rocks! They all nearly died!"

Alien: "You do realize the other races' computers don't do that, right?"

Human: "But ours are faster"

Rouge gets distracted sometimes

Did a little doodle of that one meme and things spiraled out of control very fast

this is my post-305 fanfiction

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

A little Secret Santa piece i really wanted to share