F For All The Respect To Stumpy! You May Have Had Your Final But You Will Continue To Bloom In Our Hearts!

😭 F for all the respect to Stumpy! You may have had your final 花芽 but you will continue to bloom in our hearts! 🌸

there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral

Prosecutor: "This man is clearly guilty as fuck."

Me (the defense attorney): "OBJECTION! He's sexy."

Judge: "Sustained."

Me: *nods smugly*

Blorbo: *smirks (as blorbo's do) thus proving my point and winning over the jury*

im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

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#i will NOT blorbo ify a serial killer. i will simply not do that

i need to feed him soup

Chapter 60: From Me to You

Everyone exchanges gifts.

This bonus chapter is my gift to you. 🤗