Also, Go Big Or Go Home, Am I Right?

Also, go big or go home, am I right?

Headcanons for if Xavier and Natasha both shared a darling? I can imagine it going well for the yanderes, of course, or it ending horribly. idk why the idea of a yandere MILF and DILF seems so interesting to me-

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I see you 👑 anon 👀 I see you..

Triggers: controlling behaviors, minor obsessive and possessive behaviors, forced relationship, toxic relationship, unhealthy relationship and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

Xavier Dutch

Natasha Mikhailov

Oh boy! Are you gonna have one hell of a time.

I could just easily sum this up and say yandere parents, but it's never that easy is it?

Nope!

Right, so Natasha just reminds me of an overbearing mother. And Xavier is an overbearing father.

But there is a little bit more to it.

Both of these two are older people, and thus have the constant want to protect you, their precious baby from the cruel world.

I could honestly see these two being a couple alone without you.

But throw you into the mix and that just makes all of this so much more interesting.

Xavier would most likely spend most of the day with you, as Natasha works in the city.

And there ain't no way in hell you are living in the city.

They won't risk it.

Xavier will treat you like an incapable child with doing everything.

You want to eat?

"I have got is pup, just sit there and wait, yeah?"

That's how most of the day's time is spent.

With Xavier being hip and hip with you.

But when Natasha gets home, that baby treatment goes from 80% to 100% real quick. The moment she is in the door, she expects both you and Xavier to be at the door ready to greet her.

Believe it or not, but Natasha is the big dominant one in the relationship.

Natasha will look at you with the most warming of smiles and take your hand.

Natasha will take a shower and have you sit on the counter and talk to her about your day, while Xavier is downstairs making dinner.

And if you want to, you can shower with Natasha too 😏 (I would)

Soon enough dinner will come and my god, Xavier's cooking tastes like a god cherry kissed it.

The flavors will melt in your mouth.

But, hey, what can you say, only the best for his darlings.

Now, bedtime is where it's really at.

You'll be sleeping in the middle of these two, your back again Xavier and you facing Natasha.

Best cuddlers in the entire world.

In short: This is probably the best yandere pairing you could ever ask for!

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