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Can't Stop Playing This.... Mario - Somebody Else (Ft. Nicki Minaj)
Can't stop playing this.... Mario - Somebody Else (Ft. Nicki Minaj)
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Talks of marriage often come up nowadays. With no proposal in sight I keep letting out a sigh of relief that it's all talk right now. It's not that I don't want to get married, it just scares me. I've never been a wife. I keep coming up with 1,001 reasons as to why I'm not wifey material. Let's be clear, I know I would make a great wife in the long run, but it's those days when it's not (in my Lisa Vanderpump voice) "all diamonds and Rose' that I I worry about.
On the whim, I sat down moments ago and made a short list of dumb shit that I would most likely tell my potential husband, in hopes he would still love me and laugh at my ass for this dumb shit.
I like her fashion logic.... if she shows legs.. she covers or shows less cleavage. If she shows cleavage, she covers or shows less leg.








