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Musings East of the River

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Can't Stop Playing This.... Mario - Somebody Else (Ft. Nicki Minaj)

Can't stop playing this.... Mario - Somebody Else (Ft. Nicki Minaj)


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12 years ago

Asshole Checks

Inspired by an interview e. badu conducted with Kendrick Lamar: Who is YOUR asshole checker? The one who is willing to call you out when you are being an ass?


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12 years ago
Talks Of Marriage Often Come Up Nowadays. With No Proposal In Sight I Keep Letting Out A Sigh Of Relief

Talks of marriage often come up nowadays. With no proposal in sight I keep letting out a sigh of relief that it's all talk right now. It's not that I don't want to get married, it just scares me. I've never been a wife. I keep coming up with 1,001 reasons as to why I'm not wifey material. Let's be clear, I know I would make a great wife in the long run, but it's those days when it's not (in my Lisa Vanderpump voice) "all diamonds and Rose' that I I worry about. 

On the whim, I sat down moments ago and made a short list of dumb shit that I would most likely tell my potential husband, in hopes he would still love me and laugh at my ass for this dumb shit. 


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12 years ago

I like her fashion logic.... if she shows legs.. she covers or shows less cleavage. If she shows cleavage, she covers or shows less leg. 

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