Harry: Well, Fuck Me If Im Wrong But-

Harry: well, fuck me if I’m wrong but-

Draco: you’re wrong.

Harry: what I wasn’t even done-

Draco: You. Are. Wrong.

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE FIC

DTH 2021: Kabedon! The ex-arch-enemy becomes the husband! (FIC)

Title: Kabedon! The ex-arch-enemy becomes the husband! Author: @bafflinghaze Prompt: # 45 - soft, smol, cute, delicate Harry and tall, strong, protective Draco. Summary: Harry was a little hermit, contentedly living his life. But everything changed when Draco re-entered his life and kabedon’ed him against the wall. From then on, his life changed into a fluffy, sweet and sometimes spicy love story. Rating: Explicit/NC-17 Warning(s): None Word Count: 17.2k Author's Notes:Thanks for the prompt, anon! I had heaps of fun writing this dramatic plot XD there’s definitely fluff that there’s also mayyyybe a tiny bit of crack 🙈🙈🙈 Beta'ed by Uphorie/Adybou!! Thank you 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 And as always, thank you to the mods for running the Draco Tops Harry fest! ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

(Kabedon! The ex-arch-enemy becomes the husband!)

Draco: Harry, I'm just gonna go pour myself a bowl of cereal

Draco: I'm going to be in that room next door, ok?

Harry: Okay

Draco: Don't do anything stupid

Harry: Alright

Harry, immediately after Draco leaves: Now seems like a good time to see how long can I dangle from windowsill with one hand

draco and harry: *fighting*

draco: I’M SICK OF YOU! I’M FILING A DIVORCE

harry: BUT WE AREN’T EVEN MARRIED

draco getting down on one knee: yet

ron: course i'll help you. what's family for?

harry: emotional trauma?

ron: ...dude

Draconian

Written for the @drarrymicrofic song prompt: Luna, by Bombay Bicycle Club

I never liked you.

You were a shit. The things you did to me?

I never wanted to see your sharp, sneery face ever again.

Shouted, You don’t know me. And Fuck you. And Can’t you just leave me the fuck alone.

But if it weren’t for you—

I’d still be stuck.

If you hadn’t kept on, and kept on… Strict. Severe. Unmoved by entreaty. But so patient. 

I love you.

I’m ready for you to know that.