It's Gay No Matter What Way You Slice It

It's gay no matter what way you slice it <---*points to myself*

Okay but hear me out

I invite you over so I can show off my really cool knife collection

We're having a great time, im showing you each one and I'm so happy cause you're asking me questions about them and holding them and it's very obvious to me you know how to handle a knife

And after we've spent a long time talking about and handling each one, suddenly you grab one of them

You walk back over to me, flip me around, press it to my neck and say "Thanks for showing me all your pretty little knives, they're gonna look even better on your pretty little skin, and you're gonna be a good boy and take it for me, aren't you?" And I just nod and whimper, beyond flustered and turned on by this turn of events

(Luring people to cuddle with) I have gummy sharks...pspspspspsps

guided masturbation….. save me!!!!! getting off by myself is so boring.. need to be given instructions, need to be given permission to cum and forced to edge until they decide i’ve earned it

normalize subby tboys letting me grab them by the hair to shove their mouths down on my cock <3 normalize making them suck me off until they're whining and humping the bed with my thighs wrapped around their head, until all they can think of is making me cum on their tongue, until their entire world is narrowed down to pleasing and obeying me

Thinking about just making someone feel really loved and happy

Giving them lots of little kisses all over

Making them snacks

Maybe we watch a movie together

Just doing literally anything they want

Like yes, let's binge watch the entirety of your favourite show!

Hell yeah I'll go get your favourite drink!

Of course we're gonna go for a cute little nature walk

Yes I'll wash your favourite blanket so it's fresh for you to spend the night

Yes, please tell me how to kiss you!

Yes, let's cuddle and be cute together!

I'm not the best cook but I can still try to make you dinner!

And then we go to bed and we wear comfy pajamas and snuggle and fall asleep in eachothers arms <3