
A very evil dungeon master
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How screwed am I if my piss is this color

My mom doesn’t believe me when I say I have a kidney infection 😭
I was going to look this up but I forgot I deleted google

“Would you support an Israel strike on Palestine?”
“I was raised in a working class family-“
HAPPY MOBTOBER

“I’m too scared to compliment actors after the show-“
Please do!! As an actor and someone who watches shows we always appreciate it
They don’t judge you at all they are super silly
I just hopped into a truck bed full of actors and they are the nicest silliest people I’ve ever talked to
I made a joke about interrupting their little cast party and they instantly reassured me that they loved having me there and hugged me
Actors appreciate compliments, I assure you, you aren’t weird.
Hurts as much as a needle when it goes in tbh
Whumpee wakes up in a hospital, lying in a bed with an IV stuck in their arm. They stand up and rip it out..
And immediately regret it.
Don’t rip out iv’s, kids. They will hurt going in and will hurt even worse if you rip them out and you will bleed everywhere, it will be very messy and annoying for the nurses. It is a literal needle going into your vein and if you rip it out, it will not be cool, it will cause you a lot of injuries. Dont be stupid like whumpee, okay?
(But you can make your whumpee stupid. Blood everywhere, horrible wrist pain, dizziness…)
I can’t wait to grow old
I should make her one of my research subjects 😭
It's a big shame the anime skipped the 2nd half of Kuusuke's monologue from chapter 178. Some people tend to misinterpret this scene, and this part makes it even more clear that Kuusuke was very much in the wrong.

"Kuusuke won and destroyed Teruhashi" No, he fully lost. He basically acknowledges that himself as well.

WHY ARE PEOPLE THROWINF STUFF AT MOO DENG LEAVE HER ALONE
Today sucked bcuz first I get banned from TikTok which is a hellhole but I made singing videos! And then I might have to go to the hospital
I’m gonna cut my legs off aghhhh
I want to join the military but there is nothing worth fighting for in this country and nothing left to save
On second thought maybe kids series’s are just that dark nowadays
Anyone who thinks madoka is a kids series should die
Anyone who thinks madoka is a kids series should die
I’m starting another series because the series I was watching has a spinoff but you have to pay for it and I watched that series because the series I started was over and I started that series because the series I started before had a season 2 that was coming in a couple months and wouldn’t be here for a while and I started that series because
I forgot what book this was in I think the authors name was Scott something
But does anyone remember like
Ok so there was this character and she was going to go through surgery and she had been altered through surgery before and it’s just
She hears the doctors talking about how she will have her teeth, her nails removed, put into this dulled version of herself and it’s just
Really horrifying she wakes up in a hospital and it’s just
I don’t remember much but she’s had implants to make her teeth and nails metal and their going to rip them away from her and it’s just
CHRIST I love this scene it is beautiful but I don’t remember the booookkkk
The main characters name started with T and she was trying to save “cable” and she like bursts out of the surgery tank? Does anyone remember this?
On second thought
I think I’m cuopio
I think I’m aromantic. I’m scared. I don’t want to be
A magical girl!
Oh god I’d be a shitty witch

I just sat on a man’s lap on my period I’m so sorry Dave
I think we should start a revolution. For funzies
Your cat is sick if they are doing this. Please check them out and see if they are okay

Be sure to only pirate it tho

Here's my bingo card for the minecraft movie