Fun Fact About Me, My Childhood Dream Career Was To Be A Fairy Godmother And I'm Just Now Remembering

fun fact about me, my childhood dream career was to be a fairy godmother and I'm just now remembering that it was this kind of fairy godmother. I didn't want to be "no-nonsense," though, more like fun business casual attitude fairy godmother. Also there was something about beans but I don't remember that part

Your fairy godmother isn’t a wise old woman or cute and small with wings. She’s dressed in a business suit, holding a briefcase and coffee cup, and has a very no-nonsense attitude.

people are like "you should do this high fitness thing it'll be so good for you and also a good social activity" and for a minute I feel almost guilty for not wanting to go and then I remember the lingering pain from my foot injury that flares up a LOT when I do that kind of physical activity exists and is a very good excuse to not do it

if Anneliese from Barbie Princess and the Pauper is a princess and she marries Julian does that mean he'll eventually become King Julian

sometimes I go to say something like "you know when this happens and then you feel like this" and then I realize that is definitely not very relatable for most people

does anyone else have a song they only listen to like every six months but every time they listen to it it's basically their lifeline so it consistently remains at the top of their most listened songs of all time

I'm not gonna post my drafts y'all don't need to see that ever