I Just Know When Jonah Was A Kid He Was The Autistic/nd Kid People Pretended To Be Friends With But Were

i just know when jonah was a kid he was the autistic/nd kid people pretended to be friends with but were actually just making fun of but he couldn't tell! he is so precious to me! he is so brain damaged and autism coded!

and when danny chung told him he was replaceable and there were a million dans that fucked him up psychologically

i feel like dan gives off this idc what u think energy but u could tell he was floored when Kent was like “the VP office is as successful as youll get”. Like that shit got to him majorly

Them: Why do you like seasons 4 and 5 of Arrested Development?

Me:

I think Jerry himself is the least interesting main cast member of Seinfeld because his blase disinterest is relatable only in waves - while George's insistence that it's up to him to fume and plot to get what the world owes him has been going on since time immemorial; Elaine's desire to be seen as a good person as long as she is required to put out only the minimum amount of effort to accomplish it is - we all understand that urge; and as infuriating as Kramer can seem, his willingness to follow his every inane whim as if it's going to be the next big phase in his life is a - freeing idea

Jonah for president of Earth

on gently tending to wounds: if no one starts taking advantage of the opportunities for whump in this show via politically motivated maiming i shall take matters into my hands (i hate writing i won't) (but i want this idea out there)